by Mrfruitloops February 2, 2021

The Guam Missile Crisis was a period in history where forces working against America, conspired with Russia, and the world watched in horror as a former Spanish colony was almost destroyed.
by No Hemingway August 11, 2017

The act in which a female sits on a males face with her legs bent in a 90 degree angle facing towards the male genitalia. The female will then proceed to give a foot job until both parties finish.
by AnonymousV800 July 11, 2020

When a man who has lived a kick-ass life becomes older and wants to return to his wilder younger days, typically done by buying sports cars and having affairs with much younger women.
“Did you see Fred driving that hot red Ferrari with the model?”
“He must be having a mid-life crisis.”
“He must be having a mid-life crisis.”
by FreidrichVanHausen November 14, 2019

by heyaitzme July 26, 2022

Every year in high school, the time when everything in school and life gets so overwhelming that you break down and cry.
"Four tests tomorrow and I have work 'till 12 tonight; I'm having my annual mid-year crisis"
"I'll get the tissues."
"I'll get the tissues."
by highschoolsenior October 13, 2011

When your engaging a lifting workout, and you think your one set ahead of what your actually at. Now you feel like you have even more lifting to do.
Tyrone thought he was on set 3 of his 4-set workout, but on further realization he was only on set 2. Tyrone fell into a Mid Lift Crisis.
by D’brickaJon Swaggins April 20, 2022
