patty cake creampie

The act of ejaculating on a partner's body, then wiping it up with your hand and slapping them in the face.

Yo this bitch wouldn't let me give her a facial, so i gave her a patty cake creampie instead.

by P---H January 14, 2009

half and half creampie

As you reach climax while having vaginal heterosexual intercourse you dump half your semen load into the vagina, halfway through ejaculating pull your penis out of the vagina and quickly insert it into the anus where you deposit the rest of your semen load, thus creating the half and half creampie.

Christy :"OMG Mark!!! you feel so good inside me! I want you to come inside my Pussy and Ass! give me that half and half creampie."
Mark " Agghh god aaaghhh fsck aahghhh uugghhhh"

by pho0l June 19, 2016

college creampie

The act of getting the new rush girls wasted and then taking them back to your frat house to take turns cream-pieing them and whoever gets her pregnant wins $20.

Hey lets college creampie this new freshman.
Sure sounds fun cant wait to get $20.

by GudMemes July 9, 2017

cherry Boston creampie

When you cum into a girls pussy while she is on her period, then she proceeds to rub her pussy on your face afterwards.

While Rick was fingering his asshole, he had Roberta give him a cherry Boston creampie.

by Maker of Pies December 30, 2016

triple diple creampie

When a female recieves triple penetration in her mouth, vagina and bum hole. The men all have to ejaculate at the same time leaving their dicks in for the creampie.

The young virgin decided to do a triple diple creampie for her first time.

by ExtraThiccDicc May 8, 2018

Ethan Xies Creampie

The act of getting on the roof of a school and jumping off. The jump must be done with no pants, and landing on a dildo in the ass. Only men can participate, preferably asain. Once the Dildo is injected into the bumhole, mayo, and Worcestershire sauce will be smeared on the ass cheeks. If completed and done successfully, Mr.Xies himself will be summoned and shave your head to match his dumbass hair.

BillyBob: want an Ethan Xies Creampie
BillyJoe: yea im retarded and think the hairstyle looks good, i must get it from ethan himself
BillyBob: ill get the didlo
billyJoe: I think some of the mayo got in my asshole

by DilfFucker69420 September 21, 2023

creampie long jump

When a women gets a running start from the kitchen, down the hallway to a designated white line at the threshold of the bedroom. At that point the lady long jumps towards the bed to a waiting, unprotected, fully erect penis. 3-27 seconds later.....

My girlfriend could win the gold in a creampie long jump.

by AlvardolovesHanrahan October 2, 2017