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weekday combo

The act of masturbating and promptly falling asleep for an inconveniently long amount of time. Usually, but not exclusively performed during the week after business hours. A typical weekday combo will ruin your schedule and leave you feeling gross and unemployed.
Person 1: Hey man how's your research project going? My group made a lot of progress last night!
Person 2: Dude I fucked up... totally hit it with the weekday combo and missed the meeting. I've been asleep for 4 hours.
by *RATM* Mad Boy May 31, 2016
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Congratulations Combo

A sentence that includes a combination of terms coined from Chris D’Elia’s Congratulations Podcast that is typically utilized in a situation where someone has been an ultimate cuda (see y’cuda definition) and are deserving of knowing so in the highest degree possible.
You can have a gender reveal party all you want!! Now, y’cuda, s’free’cunsh all day long, but turn ‘round...guh gunk. Change it. I just hit you with the congratulations combo dude.
by atruebaby November 3, 2017
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kentucky combo

Drinking 2 odd things that do not go together at all
Crystal light and soy sauce. That’s all you need to know... Kentucky combo
by Airwrecka Kane December 6, 2018
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bunk false combo

When something (i.e. situation or person) appears to be enjoyable from a distance. Yet, when seen up close the situation/person is whack.
"Dude, on the dance floor she was banging. But, the next morning I picked her up...and in the daylight she was a total bunk false combo."
by Motek July 29, 2005
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Cougar Cub Combo

When a man successfully seduces an attractive milf who has an attractive daughter and gets them both at the same time resulting in a great sexual experience.
Guy 1: Dude did you hear about Kayla and her mom?

Guy 2: Yeah I heard the mom is pro at doing the nasty

Guy 3: For sure she was crazy, I can't believe I successfully got the Cougar Cub Combo
by Chame1eon June 16, 2012
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common ground

(n.) A common interest between two alienated parties who generally disagree with eachother.
Ah, I'm glad we found some common ground on the subject of gun control/ feminists/ transsexuals/ who is gayer than Elton John.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
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Combover Boy

Phil Hendrie's derisive impression of talk radio rival Tom Leykis. This impression is, like Phil's other impressions, a grotesque caricature of the real thing and should not reflect on the true personality traits of Leykis. Often times, "Combover" is shown to be an out-and-out pervert.

Term is derived from the fact that Leykis is a 47 year old man with a receding hairline, and that he tries to cover it up with a "cool" persona.
It's time for the Comboverboy Show! Do you care?!
by Mikey Kay January 30, 2005
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