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Snort cocaine, then bring a girl into a porta potty and proceed to fuck her until she shits on your dick
Me and the school bop pulled a Colombian shit shack while my gf was at work
by Coochslayer420 January 16, 2026
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When you stick a dildo up your ass, then stain the dildo with shit, cover it with jizz and stick it in your girls mouth while eating her butt.
when I was Colombian roughhousing I felt the dildo fill with my shit!
by B-16039 January 22, 2026
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White Colombian

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White Colombians are very common, unlike most latin americans who tend to have indian and dark traits , people might be a little surprised with the ammount of white Colombians, mostly in big cities like Medellin, Cali and the capital city: Bogotá.

Colombains aren't Mexicans, nor Peruvians, nor Guatemalans and so on. Therefore Colombians aren't necessarily brown or have similar looks as their Latin American counterparts. In fact, there are a lot more white genes in the Colombian heritage since the Spaniards first arrived in South America. Many Colombians get this a lot:
British guy: where are you from?
Colombian: Colombia
British guy: But you don't look Colombian, you look white!

This a perfect example of the misconception among people when generalizing typical Latino traits.

White Colombian
by The guitar player November 12, 2013
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Crazy Colombian

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When a male ejaculates on a females outer labia forming a horizontal line. Male then snorts the line of semen as if it were cocaine.
Dude, I was so wasted last night I think I gave a girl the Crazy Colombian because my nostils burnt so bad this morning.
by xSK8 HO3x261x February 19, 2010
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fake colombian

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Someone with Colombian heritage but was born in the US. Will wear the countries colors but does not know the history nor meaning. 60% of their wardrobe is Colombia apparel. Will not know what chipi chipi is.
There goes another fake Colombian cheering for our team, I wish they would hang themselves.
by Shijalude February 22, 2014
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The signature method of execution used and invented by the FaZe Wardil GASPbangers.

Similar to the Colombian necktie, the move is performed by slitting the throat of your enemies and fucking their bleeding throat with your penis.
News reporter: "We are reporting live from the scene of a shocking homicide. It appears that the killing was gang related due to the cause of death, the Reverse Colombian Dicktie, the signature move of notorious gang FaZe Wardil GASPbangers."
by Jb_666 November 18, 2014
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The Colombian

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When one snorts a line of coke off someone's ass while he or she takes a massive dump.
Dave: "So did you end up getting that coke last night?"
Paul: "Yeah and I am going try to give Susan the Colombian."
by ts eliott November 2, 2014
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