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by Naufalicious November 30, 2024

Collective Narcissism

And the fucked up part about it is in the beginning I said it was "Collective Narcissism." Didn't I? Yes. Yes I did. I would talk about it all of the time. You're 5 years behind and I'm still not getting credit.

Hym "Isn't that wild that I can actually say that 'A lot of our problem is a form of Collective Narcissism.' Look at that!"

Iam "That was me..."

Hym "Great job me!"

Dr. Jeepjorp "You're one of the narcissists."

Iam "Aw, hey! It's Dr Jeep..."

Hym "So are you shit-ass! 'They are who we thought they were!'~That one guy. That is hilarious! And what do I get? You guys are handling this all wrong my guy. Not to piss in your bed or anything. I don't think I could live your life better than you. It's the other way around. You can't blame me for watching the game and seeing a fumbles. I should call you guy team fumbles. A man ahead of his time. The ultimate innate psychoanalysts prowess. I just wish I could see the looks on your faces when you realize I'm right about some of this shit. I can't even image."

by Hym Iam September 13, 2022

Collect my bag

it mans when a woman is giving you head, not literally a head or colleting bags

collecting your bag can also man when a man ejaculates on a woman's face

Person 1: "hey did he actually collect your bag?"

Person 2:"yeah! of course! I told you she'd Collect my bag!"

by 1shot1der June 6, 2015

Collect People

To have many friends from different seasons of life and many different friend groups.

“You have so many friends. More people than I know. You must collect people!”

by Barfie August 3, 2021

the collective crusader

The lawful good of the ifunny crusaders. He went toe to toe with God and made him weep, If a furry crossed his path, they will be beheaded

Happylad: do you know the collective crusader?

Me: of course i know jesus

by Jonas'the'paragon April 18, 2019

The Neegin Collection or The Neegin Experience

this happens when a lot of people have a certain hero and named after him or legally change their name to them and may even share the same birthday and have the same features like skin color and height or description. and it could be for many reasons like their greatest role model, or the person name gives them protection against attackers, or they really love the name more than they own and the original such a good day: that he don't mind either. for an example the name John Smith is so vast and plentiful all around the world and it's counter part Jane Smith for female. it's really great experience hearing all the great stories on how it unfolds so specially for each person and always more is added indirectly and independently it's not a conspiracy or anything like that. purely coincidence probably the only one too.

The Neegin Collection or The Neegin Experience is something most people wouldn't care about learning because it's so mundane but to the few who loves to adventure or explore it's a nice little side quest or side adventure.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022

Collecting Socks

Taking that ass.

Jamie: I WAS COLLECTING SOCKS THE WHOLE TIME I WAS ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD. FOR ANN HOUR AND A HALF STRAIGHT I WAS COLLECTING THEM BOYS!
Player: Okay, man. Whatever.

by Millimeter Beter March 20, 2019