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Anti-cockblocker

A wingman or woman that assist you with getting what you want with women or men.
I did not warn anyone of his type in order to keep them from getting scared off. The anti-cockblocker helps her friend get some.
by Rosalita Hanks April 3, 2019
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Cockblock

Jack Hobby is a cockblock.
by mufc2013 April 6, 2020
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Cockblocked

When someone, or some group achieved a blocking move of something big that you were trying to archive.
The D.N.C. really COCKBLOCKED their entire party when they COCKBLOCKED Bernie Sanders again! He was their best chance !
by Polybius September 16, 2020
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cockblocked by circumstance

when somebody's situation in life makes sex very hard or impossible

examples are
financial situation

living situation
disability
appearance
Joe wants to have sex with Lisa, but he can't because they both share a studio apartment with a roommate.
Joe is "cockblocked by circumstance."
by eythorh92 October 31, 2020
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COCKBLOCKED

WHEN YOUR PLAYING CALL OF DUTY HEHE WITH YOUR FRIEND AND HE LUNCHES YOU INTO LAVA OR A DEATH BARRIER

YOU THEN WANT TO PUT YOUR COCK IN HIS SCREEN :)
NO YOU COCKBLOCKED ME YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!
NOW WE LOST... I HATE YOU :(
by LJEFLKJJKFEVKLJLK October 27, 2017
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Cockblock

A kid that won't shut the fuck up in class and keeps you from getting dick.
Goddamn it , Josh B . is such a COCKBLOCK!!!
by K.okay December 10, 2017
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Cockblocked by Kobe

When you are the Utah Jazz, and because of Kobe's 60 pointer, you get destroyed, demolished, and your career gets ended because of a 37 year old Mamba.
Man 1: Damn bro, we just lost to the Lakers in the deciding game to get to the playoffs.
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!
by KobeBryantAids February 27, 2018
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