clock and cock

Inspired by the show Big Little Lies, "Clock and Cock" is the act of punching a woman square in the jaw, inevitably turning her on then immediately following up with an aggressive pounding.

Example 1:

Friend: Damn, Kate was being a real bitch tonight, I can't believe you let her talk to you like that!
Me: Don't worry when we get home tonight she'll get a good old clock and cock

Friend: That sounds great! Wish my girl wanted the cock after the clock!

Example 2:
Janice forgot to put ice in my drink so she learned from a clock and cock, now my drinks are always refreshingly cold!

by Black Cocksmith June 16, 2017

Clock rider

Someone who intentionally extends their work hours by sitting around, hiding, or working really slow.

Eddie is the best clock rider in the company has.

by The slow noma November 15, 2017

fanfather clock

A clock that got abused by a dumbass in rainbow six siege for no reason.

That poor fanfather clock! It has feelings there is no need to hurt it.

by detentionedededed March 26, 2020

Clocking Out

When one of the Bois decides to go home early to chill with his girl friend.

Nate:"all right I'm going home early today Bois. "
John:"Nate's clocking out on the bois"

by Alpha_Ranga August 8, 2020

Beerological Clock

When it is getting late in the day and you havent had a chance to ingest any beer into your system.

Holy shit we better finish this job soon, its already past 5:00 and my beerological clock is ticking.

by flyingglass March 29, 2011

Clock-kun

A nickname for Ouro Kronii given to her by her senpai Mori Calliope, stemming from her lore as the incarnation of time and clockwork motif.

Mori: Sent ya a little Uno invite, slid into your Uno DMs
Gura: Oh my

Kronii: You guys want your own room? You're sounding kinda intimate
Mori: Don't make it weird, Clock-kun

by Bathmat January 14, 2022

clock kink

a kink where someone gets horny by looking at clocks

She is obsessed with miss minutes! I think she has a clock kink!

by minutezdef May 17, 2021