beer clock

The level of beer in the last pitcher or glass, that determines when it's time to leave the bar or restaurant. i.e., when it's empty it's time to go -- and not before. (Obviously the beer clock can be reset by ordering another pitcher/glass.)

Child: Dad when are we going to go?
Dad: When the beer clock says so (pointing at the pitcher that isn't empty)!

by mmcg1 October 14, 2015

Beerological Clock

When it is getting late in the day and you havent had a chance to ingest any beer into your system.

Holy shit we better finish this job soon, its already past 5:00 and my beerological clock is ticking.

by flyingglass March 29, 2011

excessive clocking

To keep looking at the clock in nervous situations.

Daquan has been known for excessive Clocking when his skank ass bitch ass hoe Laquifa be fighting with him.

Laquifa:
"Who's Jenelle?!?
Daquan:
*excessive clocking*
Laquifa:
"I'm takin yo son and movin out bitch"
Daquan:
"What son?"

by Burkblue April 16, 2015

Clock rider

Someone who intentionally extends their work hours by sitting around, hiding, or working really slow.

Eddie is the best clock rider in the company has.

by The slow noma November 15, 2017

fanfather clock

A clock that got abused by a dumbass in rainbow six siege for no reason.

That poor fanfather clock! It has feelings there is no need to hurt it.

by detentionedededed March 26, 2020

dump clock

When you go into a public restroom that people are lining up waiting to use. You have to keep an eye on the dump clock. If someone runs over their allotted time, you bust the door down and scold them about minding the dump clock.

Bill - I have to go take a dump.

Bobby - Keep an eye on the dump clock.

*an hour passes"

Bobby rushes into Bill's stall and busts down the door - "Didn't I tell you to keep an eye on the dump clock?"

by Swig swig swigless March 26, 2013

clock kink

a kink where someone gets horny by looking at clocks

She is obsessed with miss minutes! I think she has a clock kink!

by minutezdef May 17, 2021