Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, also widely known as the "Mormon Church," or "LDS Church", is the largest denomination within the Latter Day Saint movement (Mormonism), a branch of Christian Restorationism. The Church is headquartered in Salt Lake City, Utah, USA.

One of Christianit's fringe groups.

Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints by R Thompson May 29, 2004

Church Prime 

Church Prime is a religion that was created by Dream, Tommyinnit, Tubbo, and Quackity. We WAP Dream who is Jesus, the Holy Spirit and God all in one. Many churches have been built in honor of our god. You must subscribe and prime to go to unlock the key to heaven. :)

"what religion are you", they ask. "Church prime", I reply. I hope my parents are proud of me.

Church Prime by pleasesubscibeandprime February 16, 2021

Church Of Gadsden 

The Church of Gadsden was formed in the wake of government overreach in North America.

Being a member of the Church of Gadsden permits you to be exempt from tyrannical government policies due to “Religious Reasons”.
The church of Gadsden may form assembly anywhere it pleases, at any time it pleases.
Members may refer to each other as “Brother or Sister”.

The tail will rattle when provoked 🐍

“Greetings Brother James, I am so thankful to be a member of the Church Of Gadsden. I was exempted from the vaccine mandates at work for religious reasons”

Church Of Gadsden by Ordained Minister J November 6, 2021

Church Finger 

"In church you put your finger up when you have to walk in the aisle or something like that."

"in church they used to put up their index finger if they had to excuse themselves in the middle of the service"

"index finger pointed upwards to excuse oneself during a sermon you heathen"

Because of his mexican dinner the night before, Deacon Jones made use of the church finger several times during the Pastor's sermon.

Church Finger by The Affable Tre July 29, 2006

church bell

Unusually large glans on a penis.

Not tonight, hon. Your church bell made my pussy hurt!

church bell by pentozali October 18, 2006

church it up 

To vainly try to appear cultured and refined.

Joe: My name is Joe Dirte, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.

Attendant: Don't try to church it up, boy.

church it up by Bourbon Shocker October 14, 2004

Church Whore 

Predominately African American females who hang around the premises of a Church's Chicken restaurant asking teenage boys if they would like to have a "good time"

When i was at church's chicken the other day, the church whores wouldn't leave me alone.

Church Whore by evil shinanigan November 3, 2008