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Christain

Christain, a manly man, a mans man if you would, bulging ripped body 6 foot 2, a man of the people, the light of your life.
Guy 1: Dude look at that guy benching 650

Guy 2: That's GOTTA be a Christain
by DefinitelyNotChris95 December 18, 2024
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Christanic

In Christanic, Jesus Christ is the Devil.
Christanic: Jesus Christ is the Devil.
by JeffMASSACRE May 15, 2025
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Christain Smelmear

A brown or discoloured stain in your underwear
darn it i haven’t washed the Christain Smelmear out my undies
by The Smeg Lord March 25, 2026
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lazy christan

The person who says they are Christan but only goes to church on Christmas
"You going to church Joe?"
"Nah I'mma just watch the live stream."
"Wow you are a lazy Christan."
by Web quest December 9, 2018
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mr. christan

mr. christan: NO! NO BATTLE PASS FOR U
by neonmotion November 21, 2019
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