Choice Harvest

When city guys arrive in a country town and get hit on by a group of drunk country girls.

The boys took a roadie to Tamworth for Jimmy's 21st party - drunk country girls everywhere - choice harvest!

by ^^!$#@ August 3, 2019

Choice

Something that is very hard to do.

I have to make a choice about who I like better.

by quack quack 🦆 December 21, 2019

National Girlfriend’s choice day

October 10th

Any boy in a relationship has to officially listen to what their girlfriend says and can’t deny anything.

If the boy deny’s something they get a kick in the dick as hard as the girl chooses

Girl: Wanna Netflix and chill?

Boy: I guess so, It’s national girlfriend’s choice day!

by HiddenUs3r October 3, 2020

Axiom of Choice

A mathematical (and philosophical) theory. Introduced in the early 20th century, it states that if you have a bunch of stuff, you can pick one thing from that stuff, and if you have many different groups of things, you can select one from each group.

This was controversial at the time.

Math is weird.

I have a two bowls of Cap'n Crunch. It took mathematicians until 1904 to figure out that I can take a Crunchberry from each. This is the Axiom of Choice.

by Carter? April 8, 2012

Choiced Up

making a good decision

Q: "Hey Man, you fuckwad, you still seeing that chick?" A: "No, thanks for asking, nutsack, but I choiced up and axed that shit."

by Lamukta October 12, 2011

pro-choice

A hypocritical left wing ideology that based upon the principle of "my body, my choice." Seems as well until you realize it only applies to abortion rights. The same hypocrites who cry for control of their bodies, do a complete 180 when they see someone who is not vaccinated or wearing a mask.

Pro-choice person: Why aren't you wearing your mask?

Principled Libertarian: Because Its MY body and My Choice, buddy!

by EPICblogspot January 25, 2023

Definition of poor life choices

Ieva (me)

-What's the definition of poor life choices?
-Ieva

by Winstonmaldivasimons February 17, 2023