Chinese Takeout

Occurs when male partner removes his penis after anal sex. A bit of the female's rectum sneaks out for a quick peek upon penis removal, then jumps back in.

I surprised Jen with a little Chinese takeout just before I unloaded.

by rusty okie July 18, 2006

chinese eyes

Although racially offensive, it is an apt description of a facial affliction characterized by squinty eyes and caused by smoking, eating, or otherwise ingesting a lot of ganga in a short period of time.

Just leave him on the couch in front of the TV. There's no way he can make a White Castle run with us. Look at him...he's got chinese eyes.

by rockstar1 May 19, 2009

Chinese Tabletop

The act of a man shitting on a woman, while she is in the crab walk position, then he then beats off on the shit. After he sits down to eat it.

Dude Chinese tabletops are so much more disgusting than two girls one cup.

by Ra'':aquel May 26, 2008

Chinese Junk

Any China made product that breaks easily or is cheaply made.

Kids toys, unworking TV's, broken electronics, Malfunctioning Cars

"My TV blew up three weeks after we bought it. What a piece of chinese junk!"

by Mouthy Mommy March 14, 2010

chinese groundhog

When you are having anal sex and stop and poop in the other persons butt.

Only really sick people perform the chinese groundhog

by messy potatoes June 1, 2010

chinese marble

when having sex with a girl placing one of ur ballz in her ass

last night i gave this bitch a chinese marble

by the shop dj June 24, 2008

chinese rocket

When you pee in your lover's eye then shuve your feces up her butt

She was so freaky that she asked me for a Chinese rocket

by Slothssssss April 14, 2017