Calendering

When someone is a perfectionist with the exact dates and times of everything and when you try to arrange a different time for something they will have a fit an complain that once its in the calendar, it cant be changed.

Lisa: Hey Jess, I cant have that brunch with you a family thing has come up and I really cant miss it.
Jess: What are you saying?
Lisa: I saying that we will have to re schedule.
Jess: But I wrote it in my calendar, my phone and my diary and it took me super long to plan this!
Lisa: Bye Jess.
*HANGS UP PHONE*
Lisa: That girl needs help with all her calendering

by Pipsqueak101 January 13, 2019

coz celeb

Play on french "cause celebre", which means
an issue arousing widespread controversy. "Coz Celeb" is the controversy surrounding Bill Cosby's recent public derision of black youths in today's culture.

He scorned his own people by pulling a coz celeb!

by captain billy July 14, 2004

Celebate

v.
sel-eh-bayt

To masturbate in a celebratory fashion.

Home alone, and after winning the lottery, Daniel chose to celebate in front of the mirror.

by mmxjcl September 11, 2013

Celena

Beautiful just don't give a fuck get what she wants very smart person a good person to talk to bad attitude but can be nice Wen she Wanna be 10 toes down for all her family members don't like liars loves money

Celena loves breadWinners

by Leennaaa March 13, 2017

Celeb Got PWND

When someone famous gets totally PWND.

Loser Did you hear about Winona Ryder getting caught shoplifting?
Lamer Haha, celeb got PWND!

by <insert> October 1, 2004

calendar girl

A slut. Alludes to the idea that a girl sleeping with a different guy every night could track her number of sex partners with a calendar.

You don’t want to go home with *that*, she’s practically a calendar girl.

by Asok_G December 26, 2005

Celebate

Failure to abstain from sex after a vow of celibacy. Pioneered by celebrities who announce celibacy, and then proceed to break this vow soon after.

Person 1: "What happened to Paris Hilton's 1 year without sex?"

Person 2: "She went celebate"

Person 1: "Fair enough"

by sarahh=) November 15, 2009