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Lung Cancer

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make.
Person: *Opens na noor* do you have lung cancer?
Walter: My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make.
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Stage 4 terminal cancer

me: I have Stage 4 terminal cancer

you: shut up, bro you're lying
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Receding hairline, has received 10 Make-A-Wishes, makes autistic noises and has infectious Cancer.
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Canberra

Capital city of Australia, suffers from hot summers and cold winters, and a severe lack of water.

One of the few cities in Australia planned before being expanded from it's foundations, this shows with Canberra's very wide flat spear out apearance. It has virtually no high-rise buildings, and an abundance of trees and shurbs.

It is commonly refered to as the "Bush Capital" becouse it is so well integrated with the surrounding australian fauna and flora.

Kangaroos are protected within the ACT (The Australian Capital Territory, the state in which Canberra resides in) so road accidents involving Kangaroos are very common.

Commonly refered to as the biggest "hole" in Australia, but only by those who have not visited it, and base their argument purly on the lack of a large CBD.
Sydney is commonly mistaken as the capital of australia by a large percentage of americans, and Canberra has only recently been mentioned in international news becouse of the Bushfires that affected it.
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Cancer

Fourth sign of the Zodiac. From June 22 to July 22.
The Cancer person is: fearless, tenacious, retentive, resourceful, self-contained, very defensive, family- and home-oriented, intuitive, honest, generous, humorous, traditional, perceptive, emotional, loving, shrewd, proud, sensitive, protective, nurturing, cautious, helpful, purposeful, wise, easily flattered, hard-working, romantic, imaginative, security-oriented, very sexual, nurturing, warm, sympathetic, patriotic, sentimental, caring, and extremely protective of loved ones, and very innocent.

The Cancerian is prone to being changeable or moody, hyper-sensitivite, touchy, patriotic, clingy and unable to let go, tenacious, devious, dominating, secretive, coldness, madness, overcritical or harshness, blunt, ruthless, suspicious, jealous, quick-tempered, violent, volatile, controlling, depressive, deceitful, lacking in stability, manipulative, aloof, dogmatic, eccentric, boastful, reckless, over-dramatic and somewhat arrogant.
Cancers can have problems coming out of their shell. THey're often times reffered to as the "snail" human.
I am a Cancer.
Opposite signs: Capricorn
Compatible: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn
50/50: Aries
Incompatible: Aquarius, Libra
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terminal brain cancer

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testicular cancer

Hurts like BALLS. Actually, just plain hurts balls.
OOUUUUGHH! I've got testicular cancer!
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