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Calvin

A Calvin is the definition of hard shell, soft core. At first glance it might seem as though he is a playboy, but it will shine through from the beginning that he is actually a big hopeless romantic.

He will give it his all - especially in bed ;).
And in caring for the people he loves. A Calvin is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

He might hurt you however, when it comes to ball sports - and beerpong. He’s a very ambitious guy. Nobody comes close to the skills of a Calvin. The skills live in his body - and in his fingers ;). A Calvin is irresistible and so easy to fall in love with. Everything about his appearance screams HANDSOME HOT YUMMY. His too perfect eyelashes, his messy hair, his dark eyes filled with dark temptation, desire and passion, his body as perfect as Michelangelo’s “David”. He is THE guy to be with: He’s hot, sexy, super handsome, loving, sweet, thoughtful and loyal at all times and he will do everything that a man needs to do in order to protect his better half. If you’re with a Calvin, consider yourself lucky and protect this man at all costs.
“Who’s that hot soccer player over there?”
- “Oh, that’s Calvin, he has mad skills
by mayapapaya69 February 16, 2023
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Calvin

Calvin is an annoying person, he constantly acts like an ape
I saw a monkey throwing his fecal matter at the wall the other day, seems like a Calvin
by JoelTheNonce September 23, 2018
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Calvin Koonter

Person 1: Aw fuck what’s that smell?
Person 2: That smells like a Calvin Koonter
by anonymous January 30, 2024
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Calvin

Stinkiest bastard on the planet
Calvin stinks of piss
by Cqlvin stinks June 26, 2020
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Calvin

Most annoying guy ever; steals all your friends and is hella ugly
Ew is that Calvin?
by reallestofthenall January 18, 2024
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calvin

calvin is the best boyfriend ever. he is so handsome and perfect, with that blonde hair of his. thank you god, for letting me have him as a boyfriend.
by isabella? October 18, 2024
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Calvine

A kid who uses dead meme phrases from 2017 and dabs.
That Calvine is Le Big Stupid.
by Xx_M3meL0rd-2284_xX June 8, 2020
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