Cake

Largly meaning useless. Related to retarded or moronic happenings where one seems to have left their brain at home.

*Guy turns on blender without lid on*

Dude #2: Fucking cake bro!

*Osama bin laden forgets to change his privacy settings on facebook to private*

The White House: We have that cake bastard now!

*launches bombs on Islamabad*

by MrMeticulous September 25, 2011

Caking

The act of taking cake and pushing it into your partners rectum. They then push it back out and you both enjoy dessert, usually with a post sex cup of tea or coffee.

Had a serious birthday caking sesson last night with my boyfriend. He was spitting crumbs for hours after.

by Gouranga1969 September 27, 2018

That's cakes

It's over or you done fucked up

"Oh you wanna play yea that's cakes"

by Kingwezzy257 August 13, 2017

cake

Something that is easy.

That's so cake.
This is so cake.
Cake work.
Too cake.
It's so cake.

by 6FingazInDaFlesh November 23, 2014

Cake

A lie

The cake is a mother fucking lie!

by EdgeworthFucker July 2, 2011

Cake

The source of both immense power and all evil. Only the bravest go cakeless.

I won't bow down to the evils of cake! I'M GOING CAKELESS!!!!

by NotForrestGump June 6, 2013

Cake

A fat chick that thinks she's insainly pretty and brags about giving blow jobs to her brother's friends to little 7th grade girls and calls herself "experienced" instead of FAT WHORE. Besides being a spoiled brat, she is the type of girl that quickly turns her head if you yell "cake" in the hallway.

If she eats a cupcake she's eating babies.

When you scream "CAKE" in the hallways, Kat W. will be the first to look

by fight agains baby eating cakes November 17, 2010