Rubbing Cabbage

When you are so vegan that you refuse to come in contact with any form of meat. So rather than having intercourse with a different sex, you'd instead get off by rubbing vegtables against your genitalia.

Also known as "Clapping Vegan Cheeks"

I only get off to rubbing cabbage, I ain't no fake vegan fucking those meaty people.

by Booty Consumer November 15, 2018

dirty cabbage

A teenager that always shows up thinking he's the shit when in reality no one likes him. He is the type of guy that will take advantage of a drunk girl and have his dick shit on.

Have you met the dirty cabbage?
Oh you mean the most hated man in high school?

by Melonanger III March 12, 2016

crib cabbage

A friends or acquaintance who hails from or is regularly at your crib.

1: What up dawg?
2: Nm homie, jus chillun wit mah crib cabbage's.

by Jikarta June 11, 2008

cabbage vag

A repulsively filthy and stanky vagina.

Floria needs to give that cabbage vag a good scrubbing.

by Venusbilly January 28, 2014

strain the cabbage

to go and have a piss

I'm going to strain the cabbage

by sdimom747 June 12, 2018

Smurf Cabbage

A sexual act consisting of consuming a shredded cabbage garnish laid upon a blue waffle.

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Unburden yourself my child."
"I ate Vanessas' smurf cabbage, and I am ashamed."

by Shabanga95 February 13, 2019

Christmas Cabbage

Tradition stemming from the the early 1400's; origin unknown. The tradition continues today in Scotland, England, Africa, Australia, New Zealand and some remote parts of Canada. It is meant to represent absent loved ones and is displayed proudly, usually in a unique or special vessel.
The colour and variety of cabbage used varies from region to region, however, red cabbage seems to be the favourite.

What a beautiful Christmas Cabbage, Dawn would be so touched!

The Christmas Cabbage makes it just like grandpa was still with us.

by Dale Lewis December 19, 2010