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Lambert And Butler

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Lambert And Butler, or L&B, are an extremely good quality brand of cigarettes at a reasonable price.

They are by no means the cheapest brand, and are in fact the most popular British one, with a great flavour and a good finish.
Person 1 - What are L&B?
Person 2 - Lambert And Butler dude, they're the sex!
by friendorfoe100 September 19, 2006
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Croc-Butter

1. that feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat.

2. Product released by the same company that is supposed to restore that illustrious injection-molded sheen to those gaping holes they call shoes.

(source: www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com under fashion tips.)
About an hour after our thanksgiving meal my cousin turned green and exclaimed, "Nasty...croc-butter!".
by The Rabblerouser November 19, 2007
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ass-butler

A man who is consistently emasculated by his girlfriend or wife.
"Bob agreed to give up drinking on Friday so he can eat dinner at his mother-in-laws. What an ass-butler."
by chauncey July 20, 2004
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butter dunk

when a woman cannot produce enough or any natural lubricant she melts butter in her pussy, then the man inserts his penis into her pussy, the act of the penis being inserted to the buttered pussy is a butter dunk.... it makes a great treat for oral sex afterwards
My new girlfriend is so kinky, but so old, so when we mess around and I butter dunk the shit out of her!
by bemer30 May 16, 2017
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Lung Butter Laugh

The disturbingly nasty sound that comes from a smoker's lungs when they laugh hard. It often sounds like paper shredding or a pipe suddenly being unclogged. It is most commonly heard in smokers over the age of 40. A typical flem soaked smoker's cough usually follows.
Kelly: "Where did Aunt Debra go?"
Kim: "I think she went outside to smoke."
Kelly: "Why does she eat healthy and drink green tea while smoking two packs a day? She even has the lung butter laugh."
by SirJigglesAlot January 27, 2011
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sweet butter

A phrase made popular by DJ Nuva in 1997 to show excitment.
"Sweet Butter! That song is awesome!"
by amradio April 26, 2005
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welfare peanut butter

Peanut butter produced for those on welfare. It is of the poorest quality, and is so thick and dry that you cannot spread it on even the stalest and crustiest bread.

It can be softened somewhat by adding unhealthy amounts of vegetable oil and mixing it together. Still, it will tear a slice of bread to pieces and Ritz crackers will be crushed to powder by it.

Take care not to eat too much at once, or you may see your jaw fused shut permanently.
- Man that welfare peanut butter is some nasty s**t!

- Get a job, and go buy some Jif you broke mother f**ker!
by snack tasty July 28, 2006
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