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commercial buffalo

A male prostitute who specifically only works truck stops.
After a long day on the road, I was pleased to run into my usual commercial buffalo outside of Salt Lake City.
by Chet Upnya June 12, 2018
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Buffalo Bill tuck

the act when trying to hide the penis between the legs when having a boner, buffalo bill is a crazy nut job from the movie "The Silence of the Lambs" he tucks his penis between his legs when trying to be a women
situation1: you wake up in the morning and you have that morning wood, hot girl from school came to visit and theres no time for deflation, so you buffalo bill tuck it

situation2: in class the bell rings to alert the switching of classes, and for some bazaar reason as a punishment from heaven you get a boner, so in quick action you tuck that boner between your legs like a your burying a groundhog
by shapshifter December 20, 2009
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Water Buffalo

An obese, attention-starved woman who seeks to satisfy said deprivation by manipulating desperate, heavily intoxicated men into participating in random sexual encounters.
Hey, did you see the size of the water buffalo that Pickerel hooked up with last night?
by Bob and King July 29, 2008
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Buffalo Theory

The "Buffalo Theory" is a comparative theoretical hypothesis which attempts to predict the cumulative effects of drugs/alcohol upon the brain over time.

The theory states that:
"damage to the brain brought about by excessive consumption, acts as a 'clean-up agent', damaging or destroying weaker brain cells before their sturdier counterparts, raising the proportion of the brain that these stronger brain cells represent, thereby improving the overall quality of brain output, through a process analogous to natural selection in animals."

Earliest records indicate that Giles **** originally published details of the theory to friends on a night out.

The name 'Buffalo Theory', comes from the analogy with natural selection, particularly within the buffalo community. Giles states that just as, "the weaker buffalo of the herd get picked off by predators, leaving the stronger, more intelligent members to procreate, the weaker brain cells are picked off by consumption, leaving those which are better suited to a drink-and-drugs environment."

Skeptics and criticizers of the theory widely believe that Giles announced his theory to justify his own excessive consumption, which he denies frequently by throwing empty wine bottles. It is also not yet known whether excessive consumption does in fact only kill off the weaker cells.
Critic : "You will kill yourself if you keep drinking/smoking/etc. like that."

Buffalo Theorist : "You OBVIOUSLY never heard of 'Buffalo Theory'. Idiot."

END
by Triggamortis March 30, 2009
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Buffalo Chicken Dick

A play on "Buffalo Chicken Dip".

It's when you've run out of lube, and the only replacement substance available is Frank's Red Hot.
by YouthInRevolt February 11, 2012
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buffalo hoof

camel toe in massive proportions
That woman has massive camel toe, nar is buffalo hoof
by Hendogs Cumsalot October 9, 2013
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Buffalo

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by Philip, Duke of Parma January 29, 2023
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