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free James Brown 

The act of defecation.

Other terms which express this action include raise a stink and paint the town brown.
person 1: I really need to get in the bathroom.

person 2: Just go whiz behind the house, nobody'll see you.

person 1: But I gotta free James Brown!

person 2: wanna borrow my mom's Holy Bible to wipe with? The pages are surprisingly soft.

person 1: ok that sounds cool, but how come YOU get to be person 2? I'm the one dropping the deuce!

person 2: Look bro, I'm just a fictional character in a hypothetical conversation which was contrived for the purposes of illustration. Go ask hecktor dangus.
When you pull your cock out after anal sex, and rest it on your partners back leaving a brown racing stripe.
Sam Brownback says it's okay to fire LGBTpeople for no reason, let's Brownback and get out of Kansas fast.
Brownback by dr. rye February 11, 2015

little brown eyeball 

Another term for the anus. Refers to the eyeball quality of the anus when viewed from certain angles or positions because of its uncanny ability to look at or see through a person.
When I was taking her doggy style, her little brown eyeball soulfully gave me a wink of approval.
little brown eyeball by sbp1029 October 21, 2013

bronsexual 

Anybody who is a huge fan of Lebron James or dickriding LeBron James. They become fans of any team LeBron James plays for. These type of individuals thinks that LeBron James is better than Michael Jordan.
1. Brian Windhorst of ESPN is the #1 Bronsexual in the universe since he dickrides LeBron James more than Libertarians dickrides Rand Paul.
2. 92% of Cleveland Cavaliers fans are actually Bronsexuals since they did not follow the Cavs before LeBron(before 2003) and between (2011-2014).
3. ESPN is the #1 Bronsexual Sports Media Outlet. The motto is the "The Worldwide leader in Dickriding LeBron James."
4. Skip Bayless is a closet Bronsexual
bronsexual by Bearmonster96 April 14, 2015
A teabagging legislator who is covered in santorum.
The governor is such a brownback, he cut off all state funding for the arts to appease the teabaggers.
brownback by notinkansasanymore November 13, 2011

brown route 

"Oh Bruce, let's brown route it tonight, big fella."