brittany spears

Some dumb white trash bitch that can't sing and drops babies, and has a moochin homewreckin husband dat can't rap but swears he can

Sean>da baby< sittin in the high chair
Brittany spears dumb ass comes and picks him up starts walkin and BAM! drops him. she says "ummmmmm kevin, look?" he says "i dunt care Popozao"

wdf iz popozao?

by shwstppn856 September 1, 2006

Brittanni

Perfectest most perfect person alive

I wish I was just like Brittanni.
Aka: I wish I was perfect.

by XXXSTRAIGHTEDGEXXX December 9, 2008

dirty brittany

After winning an amasing game of Candy Land you give your partner a blow job and afterwords fuck violently while licking whip cream off of your partners chest.

Oh my ...did you hear? Tom did a dirty brittany on jill last night!!

by funnybuns13 April 15, 2011

Brittany

Brittany is the most honest and wonderful person in the world. You can rely on her for anything and she always has your back. She can make a bad day good and is always there when you need her. Brittany is beautiful and blonde. She is a great friend and a kind hearted person always looking after those in need. She is weird and random and thats why she is loved. She can make anyone laugh and is the most beautiful person inside and out.

Brittany = best friend

by jett_m_c_ February 4, 2010

brittany

brittany are kind have a good heart they are not usually the most popular but are up there. brittany can have blonde moments but the are usually quite smart. brittanys are not afraid to be themselves but can have moment when they doubt their awesomeness. you do not want to piss off a brittany cause the can hold tight grudges. they are weird(in a good way)random and all around awesome
P.S they may want to be a jedi

person 1: did you see brittany yesterday
person 2: yeah shes so random

by teenage mutant ninja turtles November 27, 2012

Brittlee

Brittlee is an amazing girl. She is stubborn but a straight sweetie. She is smart but cute (a cute nerd). Brittlee will always be the life of the party and the most outgoing girl you will ever meet.

Brittlee is the best!

by SSBB5 January 13, 2018

Brittanica

A Brittish girl with one of those annoying accents. She has had one boob removed. Just one. Weird right? If you see the Brittanica, run the other way..but would you be able to outrun her Native American blow gun? (pervs) Let's just hope you never find out, as if you do, we will never find out and know the truth about this grotesque beast. Oh that Brittanica, she used to be good back in the day. However, the one boob removal made her bitter. Oh, if she says she hates you, don't worry about it; it means nothing coming from a one boobed freak.

Julie: have you heard about that grotesque monster they call brittanica?
Brittany: Yeah, weird right? She only has one boob. How does she wear a bra?

by jaydawg3000 May 1, 2009