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Brandon

Brandon is a dumbass
by Brandonjr left by him November 16, 2018
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Brandon

The beefiest guy you have ever met. This man has the biggest muscles and thickest calves you have ever seen. He can lift 50 fucking tons with his bare hands but a basic paper cut and they'll be bleeding out on the floor.
Aye, you see that fucking Brandon over there
Yeah, I just wanna go touch those calves
by whatyatalkingabeet October 21, 2019
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Brandon

Someone who is a great friend, you can talk to them about anything and they’ll never judge you. Has a girlfriend who he loves with all his heart, is also amazing at sports
Brandon is a great friend I just had a conversation with him about some issues I’m having and he offered me some great insight also is a beast at football
by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023
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Brandon

Brandon is a great guy to be around. His easy going personality seems to draw people in. He’s a handsome guy with a beautiful smile. Sometimes he can get a little obbsessed with fortnite, but that’s alright😂 If you ever meet a Brandon, don’t ever let him go. He’s the best boyfriend anyone could ever have! You are the one of the luckiest girls in the world to end up with a Brandon!!
Brandon’s the best boyfriend ever 😍
by 789isajoke:) July 12, 2019
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Brandon

A tall and lengthy boi who is skinny and can reach the top shelf when you need him to.
Hey Brandon can you get that toy on the top shelf
by NichThibba October 29, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is a person who gets no bitches what so ever
by Brandon (no bitches) November 20, 2021
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Brandon

Every time I whip, you nae-nae.
Brandon says: "Every time I whip, you nae-nae
by Captain Bill McAwesome III November 1, 2019
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