Ritvi Bod

When a person becomes so morbidly obese that he needs to dragged to the bathroom in a wheelchair

OMG I saw a man at the beach earlier today and he has such a Ritvi Bod.

by HORSECOCK_69 July 8, 2022

egg bod

a person with an egg shaped body, hideous to set eyes upon, an eggbod can even set a person into temporary blindness, egg bods are round, and unattractive, and all around gross

many girls who played water polo, particularly in high school tend to get the egg bod gross factor

by herbalgerbal420 February 15, 2010

Fad bod

It's described as a dad bod but the male subject doesn't have children. The male describes himself as having a dad bod but in reality is an out of shape fat cunt.

Chad just has a fad bod.

by Truthdoeshurt March 16, 2022

BOD

Dmv slang used to replace “On god” which in other words mean swearing to god.

“We just hit this bad lul joint the other day”
“Bod?”
“Bod moe”

by Dmvdjay February 5, 2023

Hot Bod

A person who leaves a situation. also known as "hotting off" or making off quick

If you and a friend where doing something you should not and spot the police, the hot bod would be the person who runs away and leaves you.

by Garrod90 June 30, 2009

army bod

It’s like dad bod but with more knee pain

Dude, ever since getting out of the military, I hate running because of my Army bod. Everything just hurts.

by Not an army guy November 5, 2018

T-Shirt Bod

A body type resting in between a dad bod and a body type you would actually feel comfortable with whilst being shirtless in public. Looks at least passable in a t-shirt, hence the name.

Guy 1: Hey man, you been eating better? You look like you dropped some weight.

Guy 2: Yeah. Upgraded from dad bod to t-shirt bod!

by Anonymous900000000000000 September 22, 2019