bluetooth

The act of performing oral sex with the use of teeth resulting in blue balls and an irritated member. The irritated member the prevents ejaculation resulting in prolonged exposure to blue balls.

"Dude, Adriana gave me a bluetooth and I've been throbbing for a week."
"After a night of hardcore laxing, natty light, and hours of bluetooth i woke up this morning to a bloody dick and sore balls"

by thebeefybanana September 1, 2011

Bluetooth

A COVID-19 gangbang where multiple people want to connect but cannot because the internet connection is unstable

"God I want you but I'm totally Bluetoothed right now!"

The poly party was cancelled due to Bluetooth and our incompatible pairings.

by Rimn'at April 6, 2020

blumonday

of arabic descent

"Yo - I think she's a blumonday under that hijab"

by XN0Riega April 15, 2004

Bluetooth Defense

A tactic to defend oneself from those who see talking to oneself as an indication of mental problems.

Johnnie is sitting in his room, talking to himself, and his friends walk in on him. Johnnie will immediately deny that he was talking to himself and will instead claim that he was talking on Bluetooth. This is known as the Bluetooth defense

by Joselino May 4, 2008

blut

start of a london rap song, crew of ppl all goin blut

blut blut blut blut blut

by gingerballer December 8, 2004

Bruto

Spanish. Adj. Behaving in a brutal manner. Harsh. Loosing all inhibitions and consideration for other's feelings. Associated with the use of expletives and insults with reckless disregard of possible reprimands, both physically and mentally.

1: Que te sufras el cancer vaginal, puta!

2: Que bruto que sos!

by Guachin November 8, 2005

blutered

someone who is extremely drunk

i was absolutely blutered last nite!!

by brendydude April 4, 2009