Bright Death Blossom

A ‘Bright Death Blossom’, also known as a 'Twitter death blossom' is Tweet that seeks to take down all opposing viewpoints using sarcasm, snark, irony, and rhetoric.

The term comes from, or is inspired by, both the 1980s B-grade Sci Fi movie 'The Last Starfighter', and the Twitter account of celebrity Twitter influencer Professor Liam Bright, whose account '@lastpositivist' frequently exhibits very rhetorically clever 'Death Blossom' events.

In the movie, the very white, poor American protagonist is kidnapped by an alien who has secretly trained him for a battle in space using a video game. To complete his mission he is given a spaceship with a special weapons feature called a 'death blossom'.

When activated, the 'Death blossom' locks the ship in position and causes it to wildly spin on all axes shooting all its weapons at converging enemies (who happen to all be using more than one degree of freedom of movement), destroying them all, whilst somehow not turning the brains of the pilot into a milkshake and not causing the ship to be destroyed by being the only thing in the space battle standing still.

As with many sci-fi movies and stories of that era, the protagonists and heroes are white and Westernised, and the aliens are all brown or dark in colour (or just – any non-white colour) and have equipment, ships, and languages with aesthetics that are based upon Middle-Eastern and Asian cultures and cultural themes and aesthetics.
'The Last Positivist has done a Bright death blossom on the neo-positivist trolls and intellectual dark web again.'
'Look out. Twitter death blossom activated.'
'Bright just did a death blossom on Twitter.'
by 龙布鲁斯博士 July 24, 2021
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Blossom Handle

A male sexual organ that has been sprayed with floral scented cologne/perfume
Monika: "Yo i saw Brad's dong last night"
Carlito: "Bruh"
Monika: "it's a real Blossom Handle
by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme September 27, 2019
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Hollar Blossom

A male or female whos only purpose is to perform or participate in sexual acts. Some are attractive and some are not. This factor typically depends on the general region in which they reside.
“ I messed around with a little hollar blossom last night and threw my back out.”
by Walter Plum June 08, 2022
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Rose Blossom

The appearance of one's vagina after fisting. The internal tissue pulls out beyond the vaginal muscle. The bright red to pinkish tissue looks like a rose blossom.
After we ran a train on her, she had a rose blossom.
by Buns Gravy October 26, 2020
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gathering orange blossoms

(aka picking orange blossoms)

1. Saying that someone is searching for a wife.
2. Can also be a fancy way of saying, “Go get/search for a wife.”

The phrase comes from the usage of orange blossoms as wedding decor to symbolize a bride's purity, chastity, and innocence.
1. “Ron is out to go gathering orange blossoms.”

2. “Go pick your orange blossoms!”
by KungFuLambda September 05, 2022
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Hot blossom

Digital vaginal penetration using a capcasin based sauce as a personal lubricant
Carl invited Debbie over for a little kimchi and chill, which ultimately ended in a hot blossom.
by McFlyman December 12, 2017
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cherry blossom picker

to choose what you want to that goes in line with what you were told that you were to do and were explained into great detail all about
I had to cherry blossom picker my way to what I wanted at the book store.
by Mr. Cherry Blossom Picker July 09, 2010
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