Blob

Something with a simple, rounded shape, usually flacid, and sometimes with a simple face, the eyes being black dots and the mouth (if it has one) being a line

You are a pink blob inside a skeleton that is inside of a meat suit.

by starmaxt April 9, 2022

blob potato

it is some one that is lazy maybe kinda fat and loves food

man bob was in bed all day he is such a blob potato

by billy bob apple June 16, 2022

Go commit Blob

Committing suicide because you are an attention whore and nobody gives you attention so you are depressed.

You: i'm so depressed nobody likes my postcards collection i worked so hard on
Somebody: Go commit Blob

by WH1T3_No1SE March 25, 2019

Bra blob

A form of fat occurring from the backside of a bra due to how tight the bra is

My mom had big bra blob yesterday

by Sebastian hiney February 28, 2021

green blobs

A word used by Anix in his spongebob bloxburg video.

There were green blobs on the road.

by insertnameherelol February 23, 2021

Blob

A weirdly shaped men's hairstyle.

Ex: I got my hair done at the barber's shop over the weekend. When I saw my girlfriend on Monday, she told me I had a blob. What do I do?

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Blob

A blob is a big fat human that cannot even get up due to their enormous weight gain.

I feel like a blob of jello- *urp* I'm going to burst...

by Dibberman December 20, 2022