Kerala Blasters

kings of the walkout

Person 1: where is that guy going?

Person 2: he's a fan of Kerala Blasters and following the example of his idols
Person 1: understandable

by username_redacted November 23, 2023

Deafining Blister

when a male ejaculates inside someones ear so much the eardrums get covered deafining the person and the outside of the ear gets blisters from constant friction from the penis

all those deafining blisters last night left me deaf and my ear throbbing

by anonymous March 24, 2024

Twisted Blister

Noun:
1. Butthole/anus
2.Stinky Winky

“He’s such a Twisted Blister!”

by Racincheetah May 30, 2024

twisted blister

Noun
1. Butthole

Her twisted blister looked like it had something wrong with it!

by Racincheetah May 31, 2024

kerala blasters

This club has the most electric and passionate fans (mainly stinky Indians) who would die for their shit club. They play in yellow, like a fucking bee. This club has not won shit and is referred to by any conscious football fans by the kerala bottlers. Their best player is called Luna, however this guy is no better than the average Indian tech support. He will do fuck all every single game but will still achieve fans player of the match on onefootball. This team is the sort of team to stop you watching a football game due to their poor quality performances.

Harry: Who’s playing in the isl today? I bet it’s gonna be a good game…

Me: Oh fuck me it’s the kerala blasters, ain’t nobody watching that shit.

Rupert: I might 🤓

by Kimmyhead6969 January 30, 2025

big basin blister

a blister located on your foot that is formed while hiking in Boulder Creek, CA

Not to be confused with the McWay Falls Fall or the Bixby Canyon Blunder

“You better wear the right shoes today when we go hiking or else you’re gonna end up with a big basin blister”

by T Sizzle April 13, 2019