Bored crush

A bored crush is a crush that you find in a time of boredom. You generally have controversial feelings towards them. These feelings often change from time to time regularly.

Mariah: So, Shakira. Do you still like the guy with the curls?
Shakira: No
3 hours later...
Shakira: Hey, Mariah you know that guy with the curls... Yeah I like him.
Mariah: ugh you must have a bored crush.

by Mongarong May 16, 2017

Björgúlfur (Bjölli)

Sexy icelandic midget that that likes mastubating over latinas.

Björgúlfur (Bjölli) is a latinaliker

by NitroThot October 17, 2018

Bored

Me

I am always bored

by potatoesarepotatoes November 2, 2020

Bored

That’s what you are rn if you are on this website

Are you bored?? Get a hobby 🤨

by Ri_gargantuan September 4, 2021

Cafe Bored

When one is extremely bored with something.
Mostly used by people that work in the restaurant / cafe business. The moments when you work in a cafe and there is fuck all to do.
Can also be used with the work tragic. Mostly referring to sad, unattractive, badly dressed gay men.

I am so "cafe bored" today!
God i am so "cafe bored" of your attitude lately!
This flick is "cafe boring"!

Fuck me he is "cafe tragic" can you see what he's wearing!

by Brighton09 January 20, 2009

Ghetto Bjorn

When you use Hefty bags and bungee cords to hold your baby in the same manor as a baby Bjorn.

Yo bitch, where the ghetto bjorn at?

by ghettoblaster666 September 10, 2011

how 2 stop being bored

You think this is Google...Either you're a boomer or you're just stupid...

I'M so bored right now Imma just
*commits urban dictionary search*

Can't think of a sentence so imma just copy and paste it here

how 2 stop being bored

by hElPiMlOsInGmYbRaInCeLlS February 21, 2022