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Hey, why don't you stick that birthday shit up yer ass...
Well, ok then. Mr birthday grouch...
Hey, why don't you stick that birthday shit up yer ass...
Well, ok then. Mr birthday grouch...
by YAWA January 31, 2020
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1. An unpleasant surprise.
2. When a woman hasn't shaven her vagina in months and the guy pulls out and ejaculates on top of her vagina.
2. When a woman hasn't shaven her vagina in months and the guy pulls out and ejaculates on top of her vagina.
"Ahoolah hoolah hoolah, aboolah boolah boolah! Look who's got front row seats to the Mexican hat-dance now, just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake!"
"He was surprised at the sight of her unshaven vagina as his ejaculate got stuck in her pubic hair. Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake."
"He was surprised at the sight of her unshaven vagina as his ejaculate got stuck in her pubic hair. Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake."
by Dr. Terpentine March 9, 2010
Get the Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake mug.A person who receives a birthday present before his/her birthday and proceeds to open it before his/her birthday.
I would not have given Tessa her birthday present a week early if I knew she was going to be birthday cheater and open it the same day...
by Nathan S. August 30, 2008
Get the birthday cheater mug.a rave on or close to you birthday (most times there in the same month) were you dance and take more then usual amounts of drugs. Some people wear birthday things to let every one know its there birthday.
by strokess April 28, 2009
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Also, a play on words to the song: Birthday Sex by Jerimiah.
Also, a play on words to the song: Birthday Sex by Jerimiah.
Grandma: Hey Grandson, what would you like for your birthday.
Grandson (To the tune of Birthday Sex): Birthday Cheques, Birthday Cheques.
Grandma: Oh ok. You're so musical!
Grandson (To the tune of Birthday Sex): Birthday Cheques, Birthday Cheques.
Grandma: Oh ok. You're so musical!
by Stroff III and Dave sort of.. August 16, 2010
Get the Birthday Cheques mug.A common practice used to continuously eliminate unwanted social media connections. When a complete stranger or frenemy celebrates a birthday, the user opts to remove that individual as a friend. The rationale is relatively simple: if a person does not care enough to offer well-wishes on another person's birthday, the two probably should not be friends anyway.
It is important to note that the Birthday Axe is not to be used by the ACTUAL birthday celebrant. If someone failed to acknowledge your birthday, you need to get over it, Little Pussy Bitch.
It is important to note that the Birthday Axe is not to be used by the ACTUAL birthday celebrant. If someone failed to acknowledge your birthday, you need to get over it, Little Pussy Bitch.
Person A: Dude, didn't you used to have like a million Facebook friends?
Person B: Yeah, but I birthday axed like 70 random people in October alone. It felt good doing it, too.
Person B: Yeah, but I birthday axed like 70 random people in October alone. It felt good doing it, too.
by The State of Affairs October 27, 2011
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