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Bishop Hartley High School

a school that has a shitty education and is only known for recruiting dumb football players with “academic scholarships
“we gave all our academic scholarships to football players
“only at Bishop Hartley High School
by cümräg September 4, 2021
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bishop stopfords school

the shittiest school in enfield
full of racist teachers

boring school
nasty food
weird students
"where do you go to school now?"
Bishops stopfords school

"im sending my prayers"
thank you

"what was ur biggest mistake?"
wanting to go bishop stopfords school
"oh"
by kl31n April 11, 2023
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Bishop Fenwick High School

Bishop Fenwick is a private, "catholic" school in Massachusetts. Known for its elitism, lack of real authority and its run down appearance, Fenwick will never cease to surprise you with how low it can lower the bar each year unlike its consistently rising tuition.

Sex, drugs, racism, sexism, and homophobia are common problems at the school. After 4 years you become desensitized to it. You become more shocked that a classroom smells like sugar cookies than a kid agreeing with eugenics after a while. Fenwick is also known for both having too much and no school spirit at the same time. You can find students cheering that they're undefeated while loosing to their shitty rival school, Saint Mary's. Don't expect that same energy at spirit week though.

For how expensive the tuition is, you'd expect it to be a decent school but you'd be wrong. The art wing is so old that it made people sick. The auditorium is in the same state as it was in 1960. They could fix it, but they would have to redo everything to make it handicap accessible which they don't really care about. Most of the funding went into the glass box, Crusader Square, just to look pretty. The 7 mil could've fixed the boiler that keeps exploding, flooding problems, the asbestos in the school, or replacing desks that have been used since the 80s.
The student body is divided into several cliques and if you somehow get tribal voted out, your social life is pretty much demoted to complete social isolation until you graduate.
person 1: hey where do you go to school?
person 2: Bishop Fenwick High School.
person 1: God, I'm so sorry.
by Sharks on Saturn July 31, 2023
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Harold Bishop

Quasi-backwards-subverted Cockney rhyming slang for "Barry White" which in turn is Cockney rhyming slang for "shite". Additional fence created to pay respects to the big man, whom is no longer with us.
"Saw the new Iron Man last night." "Any good?" "Nah, it was Harold"
"I thought I'd enjoy my new job but it turned out it was Harold Bishop".
by AngryBradley June 9, 2013
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mr.bishop

a very weird teacher
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Batting the Bishop.

Aw man, I spent all morning Batting the Bishop.
by Mark Unthank January 20, 2009
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polishing the one-eyed bishop

Freddy was late for Junior High, again, he must have been polishing the one-eyed bishop.
by CelVal December 1, 2013
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