Osama Bin Laden Rap

A rap made by osama bin laden during 9/11

Osama Bin Laden Rap: Mahmoud, can we go hijacking?

I'm gonna fly some planes
Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
I'm I'm Osama
Run tell Obama
I'm your fucking uncle
I walk into a airplane like
Bro man salam
This will be bumpy ride
Put your seat belt on
I got C4 bomb tucked into my undies
The pilot says "DAMN SHOULD'VE RODE MY DONKEY"
It's about to get crazy
When it's time to pray
I strap grenade to a baby
"Allah save me"
Happy Ramadamadamadingdong everyone
Let me show you what plane flying lessons gave me

by Thanks for the Backshots March 11, 2025

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bin's laden

Phrase commonly used when one's trash can is full. From bin (a container; usually has a lid), and laden (filled with a great quantity).

1: "Osama's bin's laden"
2: "Yep, better take it out for him then!"

by Osama's bin's laden January 13, 2008

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Osama Bin "Angie" Laden: The First Juvenile Release 《🍭 》...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Osama Bin "Angie" Laden: The First Juvenile Release 《🍭 》...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

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osama bin ladin

Saudi billionnaire living in Afghanistan (suspected of masterminding the terrorists bombings of two American embassies in Africa in 1998, and the crashing of hijacked planes into the Pentagon and the Twin Towers (WTC) in the USA in 2001, causing thousands of deaths, and the destruction of the famous skyscrapers). Hated most by Americans.

Note: "bin" in Arabic means "son of", so his name means "Osama the son of Laden".

America will kick Osama bin Laden's ass.

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

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