A terrible collection of what seems to be facial hair hanging off the face some poor misguided douche bag.
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When you just don't give a fuck, say this immediately. SAY IT RIGHT NOW DUMBASS DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR YES YES YES YES
Me - "Im gonna go suck some dick RIGHT NOW DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR"
Other person - "What the fuck... is this kid gay or some shit?"
Other person - "What the fuck... is this kid gay or some shit?"
by notacarebear69 September 18, 2019
Get the DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR mug.The practice of reality TV pseudo-celebs, primarily on the Discovery Channel, using product in their beards to give the appearance of a long, hard, straight beard, resembling the male mammal penile erection in appearance.
Neil: "Did you catch all those beard-ons on Discovery last night?"
Bob: "I know, right? It's like they won't give you a show unless you're a visable douche..."
Bob: "I know, right? It's like they won't give you a show unless you're a visable douche..."
by BADxKARMA February 19, 2013
Get the beard-on mug.Davan's cat in the Something Positive webcomic. Choo Choo Bear is 25 years old, went through chemotherapy treatments that made him hairless, and suffers from a bone disorder-ie, he doesn't have them.
by Sutori September 23, 2003
Get the Choo Choo Bear mug.(n.) - Thick, usually ungroomed facial hair grown by an individual when he has ceased to care about life or the consequences of his actions. Suicide beards represent an outward gesture of inner anguish and usually follow traumatic, life-changing events, such as winning the popular vote in a Presidential election, but losing in the electoral college, or witnessing one's beloved dog punted off a bridge by a rogue motorcyclist and subsequently losing one's job as a network news anchor.
Ron Burgundy grows a sweet suicide beard and wanders the streets of San Diego drinking warm milk from a carton.
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Get the suicide beard mug.The 67 year old ex marine that beat the crap out of a younger man who didn't know when to shut his mouth as seen on the youtube video AC Transit Bus Fight.
Locations of his bag are still unknown.
Locations of his bag are still unknown.
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