Belgium hand job

Is when the male is behind the girl. Sticks his whole hand in her vagina. And grabs his own cock while ramming her ass.
That's how you do a belgium handjob

I gave myself a Belgium hand job while I was fucking your mom last night

by erockninja November 4, 2009

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium

To do something useless.

John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.

by PalermoD April 16, 2008

Belgian Double Chocolate Pump

Similiar to a Belgian Chocolate Pump, but with one added pump of delicious chocoloate

Several weeks supply of liquid shit are stored, and kept liquidy via constant stirring

Attaching this shit to a firemans hose the goodness is then pumped out toward the arsehole of th participant, attempting to fire as much of the liquidy shit inside him as possible

Ultimately the nozzle is forced inside the anus while liquid shit is pumped inside

To make it a double pump the nozzle is quickly removed
and liquid shit is then pumped out of the anus onto the face and body of the person with the hose

Jas: Er dude what are you doing with all that stored liquid shit

Rose: I dno man i just thort it wud b cool to keep it around

Jas: man why dont we have a belgian chocolate pump

Rose: fuck that for a game of chinese checkers with a kebab afterwards, why not make it a belgian DOUBLE chocolate pump

Jas: dude you blow my mind

Rose: and you blow my cock

by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009

belgium

Little country which is often dreadful for france.
Culture followers with a 10 years decay.

a french (in 88'):"woaw,i just discovered new wave is fantastic! yeeeee!"
a Belgian (in 88'):"I used to listen to new wave 10years ago. Now im more into acid and new beat"
A french (98') goin' at i love techno in gent : "yopeeee! techno is soo cooool! one half let's do another half!"
A Belgian (98'): "There's no longer real techno scene anywhere. I mostly do drum & bass parties"

A french (at anytime):"hahahaha! Belgians are soo dumb! hahahaha"
Belgians and the rest of the world (at anytime): "froggies? what kind of music did they invented?"

by areyoucopsorwhat August 24, 2003

Belgian Waffle

When a chick is going down on you and you hit her ass with a tennis racket as your busting.

I gave this bitch a Belgian waffle last night.

by abu kadabi May 16, 2006

belgium steamer

a sexual act where during the girl's orgasm you shit in her mouth

guy A: ever watched disturbing porn videos?
guy B: yeh i watched the belgium steamer one and the church of fudge
guy A: fuck you cunt im not your friend
guy B: yeh only because i belgium steamered your mum your cock sucking faggot

by Young.Whites PYG January 5, 2010

begin

A cool french man who loves to wank at night.

Omg did you see that Begin last night at his computer?

by Nick Gibbs October 1, 2007