A sexual position in which the male lies motionless on top of a female until he ejaculates. This position requires much practice for lazy bears almost always go into hibernation.
Joey- "Bro I totally pulled a lazy bear on my economics teacher last night."
Bryce- "NO WAY! Last time I was with her I totally went into hibernation"
Robbert- "That's because you're not as skilled and as well-endowed as Joey"
Bryce- "NO WAY! Last time I was with her I totally went into hibernation"
Robbert- "That's because you're not as skilled and as well-endowed as Joey"
by Bernie69 September 29, 2010
A bear who likes to set fire to his ball hair and run about naked screaming about his lack of pants.
by Futsi Bear June 07, 2020
Person 1 "Do you like raging bear rum?"
Person 2 "No"
Person 1 "Then you haven't been to New Zealand or your a homosexual."
Person 2 "No"
Person 1 "Then you haven't been to New Zealand or your a homosexual."
by Kracked88 August 08, 2015
Venomous Bears, the name really does say it all. These particular bears feed on smaller rodents such as Guinea Pigs and Wild Rats.
They are the size of your average Brown Bear but have long fangs usually 25 cm in length. These 'Fangs' contain deadly venom however, if a human was to go near a Venomous Bear, it would inject its venom into their blood stream (like a snake), though it would take an American Badger to suck the venom out in order for the person to survive... This is actually quite funny because the Venomous Bear is located in Australia, New Zealand and Papua New Guinea, so if you live in these countries and have no access to an American Badger, it is safe to safe to say you are fucked.
They are the size of your average Brown Bear but have long fangs usually 25 cm in length. These 'Fangs' contain deadly venom however, if a human was to go near a Venomous Bear, it would inject its venom into their blood stream (like a snake), though it would take an American Badger to suck the venom out in order for the person to survive... This is actually quite funny because the Venomous Bear is located in Australia, New Zealand and Papua New Guinea, so if you live in these countries and have no access to an American Badger, it is safe to safe to say you are fucked.
Guy 1: "Mate, i haven't seen you in years! How's your wife, Mary?"
Guy 2: "Ahh, Bloody VENOMOUS BEARS got her last year when we went camping, there were no American Badgers around so... she died."
Guy 2: "Ahh, Bloody VENOMOUS BEARS got her last year when we went camping, there were no American Badgers around so... she died."
by Attercop Man February 05, 2013
"All of Winnipeg is overrun with dire bears"
"Dude, to kill dire bears, use a fully upgraded whirlwind dreidel special move. It kills all of them."
"Dude, to kill dire bears, use a fully upgraded whirlwind dreidel special move. It kills all of them."
by ScottTheGiantDick March 23, 2014
Is closely related with a rare malay species named Amir Redza. Charming guy with amazing personality and small eyes. Always have that wow factor effect. Pretty much adorable,huggable and anything that associate with the word 'cute' — yet is still manly. You would want to meet this kind of person in your life.
I love and appreciate my baby bear. He is a keeper. One of a kind guy that you would want to be close with.
by Sheeppie April 04, 2019
by Spacer222 March 11, 2021