lazy bear

A sexual position in which the male lies motionless on top of a female until he ejaculates. This position requires much practice for lazy bears almost always go into hibernation.

Joey- "Bro I totally pulled a lazy bear on my economics teacher last night."

Bryce- "NO WAY! Last time I was with her I totally went into hibernation"

Robbert- "That's because you're not as skilled and as well-endowed as Joey"

by Bernie69 September 30, 2010

fundo bear

A bear who likes to set fire to his ball hair and run about naked screaming about his lack of pants.

that fundo bear sure lit up a fire!

by Futsi Bear June 7, 2020

Raging bear

A brand of New Zealand spiced navy rum.

Person 1 "Do you like raging bear rum?"

Person 2 "No"

Person 1 "Then you haven't been to New Zealand or your a homosexual."

by Kracked88 September 12, 2015

potato bear

A breed of a bear and a potato a very rare species and is beautiful if you see it..........good luck escaping it's beauty

OMG look a potato bear

It's super rare

*bear stares*
Can't look away

by Officialbearsdefinition December 4, 2016

Choco Bear

A name used to describe a black Poodle or other black fluffy dog.

"Mom look at that Choco Bear!"

by Spacer222 March 11, 2021

Slut Bear

A female that acts confident by sleeping around but then when is confronted about her actions runs away like a bear frightened by bells on a hiker.

After sleeping with my boyfriend the slut bear was too afraid to come out of hibernation.

by RiddleAlice April 22, 2011

dire bear

Like a bear, but dire. Similar to dire wolves.

"All of Winnipeg is overrun with dire bears"
"Dude, to kill dire bears, use a fully upgraded whirlwind dreidel special move. It kills all of them."

by ScottTheGiantDick April 30, 2014