State Fair

Fry this. Fry that. Fry EVERYTHING! Where diabetes come from. Commonly where "Big Rednecks" usually go each year. Especially in Arkansas.

Hey Jim! ya wanna get to the State Fair!

Well houdedoo partner! lets get us some fried ice cream! HeuHeuHeuh!

by Niqqa_Truth November 27, 2015

fair bump

Somewhere in between fair enough and good effort

“Hey, I finally finished that game I was playing.”

“Fair bump”

by old mate shrimpy June 27, 2021

fair ostrich

someone who tries to play it fair, but basically sticks his head in the sand while doing it.

someone who obliquely references a really nasty deed without nailing it head on, ignoring the obvious

Come on don't play fair ostrich. The guy made an ass of himself and you know it.

by pumpkin.head September 15, 2009

fair-mace

Adjective and intransitive verb: A regular mace is an incident in which 2 people are involved in a theft, and one person steals an item belonging to the second person. However, if the person responsible then proclaims loudly and confidently: "Fair mace!!", then the theft is allowed under a verbal contract and renders dispute, or argument, irrelevant and impossible.

Matt: *walks out with Joel's furniture*
Joel: "Oi you bellend, thats my couch!"
Matt: *Points finger confidently* - "Fair Mace!!!"
Joel: "Aw shucks, you got me! Take it away then."

by mdog65 December 17, 2004

lazy fair

Half-assed

You don't understand, I'm lazy fair. That document is too bits and bytes for me.

by Hal Jalikakik December 7, 2010

fair dinkum

(In addition to other definitions)

Incredulous disbelief, similar to bloody hell.

Fair dinkum mate, you didn't have to knock over the case of beer!

by youcantryreachingme June 14, 2005

Blanket Fair

A event where you go home and go sleep in your bed. Usually used by a parent that trolled you successfully when you were little.

Dad: "Hey son, do you want to go to the blanket fair?"
Son: "Yes daddy yes!"
Dad: "The fuck you getting excited for?"

by @kyleisversace October 28, 2013