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Baseball Turtle 

Someone who is slowly covering the bases of a relationship over a period of time. Taking a relationship slowly.
Teddy's a Baseball Turtle with Anthony. It's been six months and they've only gotten to second base!
Baseball Turtle by Kili the Dwarf December 6, 2014

baseball baseball 

Something a guy says to himself to lose an erection since baseball is so boring and unexciting. Saying "baseball baseball" divert the mind into boredom.
Oh no, I need to stand up now but havta lose this hard-on. Baseball baseball

Baseball Awareness Month 

september celebrates awareness for all the monster dingers us baseball players hit. so go out and smack one over the fence will ya.
this month is baseball awareness month!

Baseball Benny 

A legend upon 1%ers, bought land from Louisiana to New Mexico and from Texas to South Dakota. Baseball would paddle out to a pond just to tickle a alligator. Baseball Benny is a Legeng
Baseball Benny, what’s up, SHUT UP ha Gotcha
Baseball Benny by Bigs67 January 20, 2022

baseball sucks 

The truth
Baseball sucks all other spring sports' dicks
baseball sucks by #DealWithIt June 14, 2016

baseball bat blunt 

marijuana rolled into a blunt, thick at the end, shaped as a baseball bat. a blunt that that contains alot of marijuana
yo teresa yu rolled a fat blunt, its a fucking baseball bat blunt