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Packing your bags for pussy 

the act of a man uprooting his entire life (career trajectory, long-term friendships, financial stability, etc.) solely based upon the opportunity for consistent female companionship in another location. The decision often comes off as rash and nearsighted to other male acquaintances, but makes sense on a deeper level to the man that is directly involved.
Terry: "Hey Bill, word around the office is that your last day is this Friday."

Bill: "Yeah, I'm moving to Peace River at the start of July..."

Terry: "Peace River?! Man, what in the flying fuck are ya going to do way out there!?"

Bill: "Hannah's parents are from there. Plus, she just landed a new job as a teaching assistant at an elementary school."

Terry: "...ahhhh packing your bags for pussy, eh? Definitely not the first guy to do so. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!"
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bang 'em bitches 

When consuming a shot of alcohol instead of saying "cheers" before consumption "bang 'em bitches" is the new salud.. no disrespect to anyone, everyone should always "bang 'em".

Created by: Pauly G. (owner of a bar)
The owner buys a round of shots, it's put in front of you whether you're in or out... you contemplate taking it for fear of having too much to drink already. Paul notices this, calls you out, and proceeds to shout "bang 'em bitches" resulting in your night becoming that much better.
bang 'em bitches by pauly g 32 March 10, 2009
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Utu bang banging 

Having sex
Hou you faka what you like I stay utu bang banging my chick
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slang and bang 

Slang yo dick then bang hard then back to slanging
A hit that slang and bang

crash, bang, smoke 

Used after witnessing or being apart of a lifechanging event, such as a bad fight with a significant other or a car crash. Similar in meaning to "wow, that went badly," or "I wouldn't have wanted to be apart of that."
Someone: *Crashes their expensive new tour bus*
Same person: Crash, bang, smoke...

Someone: The bae and I fought... crash, bang, smoke.
crash, bang, smoke by mxscream October 3, 2016

Investment Bang 

when you link a girl who isn't particularly hot, at the moment, because you can tell she will be hot in a couple of years, because then you can 'cash in' on the investment when she's fucking buff as fuck

or in short

the act of securing sex with a member of the opposite sex who shows potential to be very attractive in future years with a view to securing future action when 'the chedder has matured'
dude....your sister requires an investment bang
Investment Bang by Rob and Rob October 1, 2007