Ballzheimer's

When your lady want's to know something and you don't want to tell her until you get the Pinch and Roll (see definition) you say I am sorry I cannot remember because I have Ballzheimer's.

She will take the cue and you will get Pinch and Roll whilst telling her some made up story that will keep her going for an hour.

Man: Something very interesting happened today, you wouldn't believe it.
Lady: What?
Man: I can't quite remember I seem to be suffering from Ballzheimer's.
Lady: OK unzip your pants and tell me...

by Shaun Taylor! August 20, 2009

ballcuzzi

When a female fills her mouth with Sprite and has a man place his pubic satchel into her mouth, after which she gurgles.

My nuts are really sticky after that ballcuzzi this morning.

by RangerDanger April 22, 2008

ballhoggyness

someone who is in the act of hogging the ball

Man that dude's ballhoggyness is killing our game. Now we are never going to win.

by mr.wonton69 March 13, 2009

Ballshot Bully

A sniper in any game that aims for the groin area of his opponent in order to mock the target. Has come to mean any experienced player that picks on a less experienced player for easy kills, points, or simply just to mock.

First heard by Scottish BF2 sniper Dresh.

He's a real ballshot bully!

by wilson560 May 25, 2009

Ballcopter

A man with a long ballsack, long enough to swing it in a circular motion like a helicopter.

Kelly was envious of his brothers big balls & long sack often times his brother will swing his ballsack in a circular motion like a helicopter blade, Kellys sister in-law gets turned on by the ballcopter!

by The original ballcopter September 6, 2013

Ballsheet

It's just a nicer way to say "bullshit"

Random person 1: Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain?
Random person 2: that's ballsheet!

by full_of_swag May 9, 2016

Slap You Ballheaded

Southern etiology - To kick someone's ass - usually for a very good reason.

You talk to me like that again and i'll Slap You Ballheaded!

by KImCobain August 4, 2017