Brian

Brian is a huge asshole, with a small to mediocre vagina, completely lacking the cock. Usually looks like a naked mole rat, with a Beatles bowl cut. A Brian usually stays inside playing video games with his noodle arms and huge moobs

“Mom what is that species of animal?”
“They’re called queers, or Brian Jimmy.”

by Brianeatscock0981 October 15, 2017

Brian

A dumbass

that guy brian over there is a dumbass

by ACAT Rose August 28, 2020

Brian

A bright soul, inquisitive, their presence soothes you, smart.

Brian is a smart guy

by BunnyBananas February 17, 2019

Brian

A brown haired jerk who will date any girl he thinks is pretty even when he has a girlfriend. An all out cheater. Seeing him you think he might be nice but don't be fooled he's a bad person. He may even try to cheat on you. When you meat a Brian, beware.

'Brian is a jerk he cheated on me'

by Facts first May 29, 2019

Brian

When you pass out taking a shit

Hey Brian quit Brian

by Deeznuts.org December 9, 2021

Brian

My phones auto correct always corrects brain to Brian, he is also my grand father.........

My brian doesn’t work

by Iguggiuiug October 15, 2020

Brian

A Person (Mostly a male) who is kind hearted, sweet, fit, tech savvy, who most of the time have a oddly below average penis size but still can get any girl he wants

Brian is such a fuck boy ~ Alijah

Brian has a little dick but I still fucked him ~ Amber

Brian is such a cute guy that is a man hoe but I can’t blame him ~ Kareeny

by Elijah Estavez <3 July 19, 2018