Gay guy 1: "So how did it go with your new boyfriend last night?"
Gay guy 2: "Faaabulous!!! He was kind of a neanderthal, but when he took off his pants, I pretty much won the Australian Lottery. He explored my outback all night."
Gay guy 2: "Faaabulous!!! He was kind of a neanderthal, but when he took off his pants, I pretty much won the Australian Lottery. He explored my outback all night."
by paco90 January 21, 2011
Get the Australian Lotterymug. A very special kind of doomer.
Aussie doomers may enjoy drinking (Victoria Bitter and Carlton is a popular choice), hanging around Coles or Ampol at night, playing video games and listening to heavy music. Doomer bands from Aus include Icehouse, Cold Chisel, Bee Gees and Nick Cave.
Usually have a more rugged appearance, including kmart clothes, flannel shirts and faded jeans, perhaps with piercings and tattoos.
May be on Centrelink payments or working as a wagecuck at factories, McDonalds, retail or as an apprentice/student if they're on the bloomer journey.
They tend to be isolated, live a pretty aimless existence and don't always see a place for themselves in this world.
Stay strong guys.
Aussie doomers may enjoy drinking (Victoria Bitter and Carlton is a popular choice), hanging around Coles or Ampol at night, playing video games and listening to heavy music. Doomer bands from Aus include Icehouse, Cold Chisel, Bee Gees and Nick Cave.
Usually have a more rugged appearance, including kmart clothes, flannel shirts and faded jeans, perhaps with piercings and tattoos.
May be on Centrelink payments or working as a wagecuck at factories, McDonalds, retail or as an apprentice/student if they're on the bloomer journey.
They tend to be isolated, live a pretty aimless existence and don't always see a place for themselves in this world.
Stay strong guys.
Alex to friend: "I haven't heard about Daryl in years, I wonder what he's gotten up to?"
Friend: "I heard he gave up and now plays video games in an old farmhouse on the outskirts of town"
Alex: "Sounds like Dazza's gone full Australian doomer!"
Friend: "now now, we all have an Australian doomer inside of us"
Friend: "I heard he gave up and now plays video games in an old farmhouse on the outskirts of town"
Alex: "Sounds like Dazza's gone full Australian doomer!"
Friend: "now now, we all have an Australian doomer inside of us"
by astray doomer June 4, 2023
Get the Australian doomermug. Emergency Room S07E01:
Something wrong with the australian boys?
Question asked Dr. Greene after he was scrething his penis and testicles
Something wrong with the australian boys?
Question asked Dr. Greene after he was scrething his penis and testicles
by havarka October 1, 2014
Get the australian boysmug. by Mirahtrunks November 13, 2017
Get the Australian nickelmug. Shoving a didgeridoo into your anus with one end, pooping into it and another will receive it orally on the other end.
by Delaginger February 22, 2021
Get the Australian Wastepipemug. This is when you are naked from the waist down wearing super thick boots. You then stand on the toilet to take a shit because you are afraid that an australian sized spider will crawl up and bite you on the ass.
"Sara saw a video online of a giant spider swimming in the toilet after some Australian flushed. Now she only takes a shitty australian when she has to poop."
by The Dark Naga March 4, 2015
Get the Shitty Australianmug. A rare phenomenon that happens when someone pees outside on the coldest of days. The name is derived from the idea that the urine could freeze into an icicle which would resemble a horn. Therefore, that person would be a unicorn down-under or an Australian unicorn.
Bryton: Dude, what's taking so long?
Matt: It froze up on me! Ahh, it's painful!
Bryton: Haha, you're totally an Australian unicorn now!!
Andy: I can relate, that happened to me once too. Ouch!
Matt: It froze up on me! Ahh, it's painful!
Bryton: Haha, you're totally an Australian unicorn now!!
Andy: I can relate, that happened to me once too. Ouch!
by shame123 February 12, 2013
Get the Australian Unicornmug.