auntie-dote

Where a parent's sister lavishes attention/resources on the person's impressionable youngster, causing said toddler to become selfish and demanding.

There is no known "antidote" for the effects of "auntie-dote" on a child --- once a kiddo has a taste of "the good life", his expectations/desires become permanently "stretched" or "expanded", and then he'll never again be content with just mediocre/Spartan lifestyle-choices.

by QuacksO August 10, 2018

Auntie Doris

Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul.

Auntie Doris whose been dead for six hundred years and can now walk the earth.

Auntie Doris who takes on the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room carrying a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill. A: Auntie Doris who?

"Oh god. Fo-for some reason this literally only works... properly on with uh... knock knock jokes."

~ Markiplier after reading the Auntie Doris script, 2022

by MorningTeddyBear April 12, 2025

auntie slayer

A Deadly uncle who slays all the aunties.
He also wears his battle marks on his neck in the shape of the rez he was at!!!!

Auntie slayer Uncle went to snaps and slayed 2 different aunties in one night

by Auntieslayer420 January 22, 2024

Aunty Overwit

Every family has an Aunty Overwit. Aunty Overwit is that one aunty that's always partying, talking loud, drunk, eating, sleeping, ready to fight, in jail, and lets you get away with just about anything.

We need to have an intervention with Aunty Overwit before she gets locked up for DUI again.

Aunty Overwit done went viral again for her tiktok rants about men.

Your Aunty Overwit reminds me of Madea from Tyler Perry movies, she’s wild, crazy, outspoken, and with all the smoke, literally!

I'm having a party this Saturday if you want to come, please don't tell your crazy Aunty Overwit, she demolished all the liquor last time.

by Mr.OVERWIT July 27, 2024

Auntie Whistle

A slag term for an old flute or antique stick

I went out shopping in my local antique shop and found a Auntie Whistle.

by Hectixon March 30, 2025

dart your auntie

Going as hard as you fucking can on the persons aunt. This is extremely very disrespectful! how low do you have to go to dart someone untie....anyways you do get hella clout

bro i had to dart your auntie last night

wtf you fucking bitch

sorry i needed the clout

by ihadtodartyourauntie January 25, 2019

Cunty-aunty

I don't know what it's means, but it sounds Australian. You figured it out maybe it's a fastfood seafood restaurant?

Hey mate what in the cunty-aunty is going on?

Have you been to Cunty-Aunry's they got some wack seafood on the dollar menu!

by Slaskinateher February 21, 2025