Cigarette distance

The unit of measurement that smokers use between destinations to determine if they should light up a cigarette, with the reasonable certainty it will be smoked by the time they arrive. White trash only use this measurement when giving directions to other white trash.

Jimmy to his common law wife: How far is the Walmart from the bar?

Common law wife to Jimmy: the cigarette distance is about 3 cigarettes.

by Grant Rampus February 15, 2019

distance discord

The greatest discord on the planet

Bro this distance discord is DOPEEEE

by Sexy Billy October 25, 2017

hottie from a distance

When someone looks hot from a distance but when you get close they are almost always a butterface or hat hot or horse faced but that's harder to see from far.

"Oh man I thought that girl was fine but when she got closer she was hottie from a distance."

"OMG look at that hot guy."
"No, I know him, he's hottie from a distance. When he gets closer you'll see."

by Tarbrow November 27, 2013

Humanity distancing

Individuals with significant advantages who distance themselves from the rest of humanity by advocating policies that create unfair advantages for themselves and multiple barriers to others such as those in the middle and lower classes and/or minorities. Instead of playing fair and getting their share based on effort they want unfair advantages for themselves when dividing up the pie, when taking risks, and when needing to be bailed out. They also want distance themselves from the rules and to rig the systems of justice and rules against the collective body of humans.

Humanity distancing policies favoring a few of the richest of the rich narcissists to maintain a safe distance above the others in society to assure that the downward pressure from above and a trickling supply downward to those below them have only enough to get by and have a significant number of constraints to prevent the majority from rising above and improving their situation.

by mlhiss April 6, 2020

Social Distance Warrior

Someone who takes it upon themselves to walk around and tell people off if they're too close

I had this social distance warrior have a go at us because we were too close together

by SmegheadRimmer July 15, 2020

Distance Climb

Distance climbing is the act of climbing or scaling a surface in a video game that’s cool!

“Hey check it out, Todd is playing among us, AND HES DISTANCE CLIMBING!”

by The real alix August 3, 2023

long distance reminder

When you significant other has a remote clit stimulator placed inside of her, and you remind her that you’re thinking of her.

You sent a long distance reminder to Michelle during the workday.

by James Gresham November 19, 2023