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Elliot Hasler

Elliot Hasler is the type of guy who is always the last to get a joke, but always the first to make one. He has a wicked sense of humour, loves all his friends like nothing else, and although not naturally popular, likes to have a close group of friends who he shares everything with, the latest joke, chocolate, food, his opinions, and all those weird facts that he always seems to know. Elliot Hasler is really creative, has a great imagination, and although he may come across as weird or strange at first, it’s just who he is, and anyone who knows him well grows to love him for it. He is a total book-worm, and can come across as a bit nerdy, but Elliot Hasler is completely loyal to his friends, and hates anyone who hurts him, his family, or his friends. He has a heart of gold, but always seems to have the worst luck with girls, always getting turned down or just straight-up ignored, but Elliot Hasler always shrugs it off, and he can always turn people’s frowns upside-down. An Elliot Hasler is an amazing person, and anyone who used to know one has regretted letting him go, and those who still do know one have no intention of letting him go. If you have any sense, you will enjoy being with him and the person that he is, and you will never, EVER, forget him.
Person 1: Hey, isn’t the new kid a bit weird?
Person 2: Maybe, but if we’re lucky, he’ll turn out to be an Elliot Hasler.
by The_population_of_the _earth November 23, 2020
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Elliot

Some nasty ass queer. Usually part of LGBTQ.
Person: Hey, do you like cock?

Elliot: Yeah, as a dude, that shit drives me crazy man.
by hikari hirosa December 18, 2021
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Elliot

A man that Shari needs to once again talk too
Oi beast let me find you Elliot
by imnomidget October 1, 2021
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Elliot (Real)

A guy you'd think is so normal, but on the inside he's fighting demons fr. If it weren't for his capability with men he'd just be your average cyclepath. Any masc at the gay bar would be HONORED to be dicked down by an Elliot.
That guy's a real Elliot (Real). You know what the say, the more normal they look, the fatter the cock
by cigaretteeater69 November 21, 2021
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National punch Elliot day

Because Elliot is a dumbass everyone can punch him
Because max is strong Elliot is getting punched; therefore it is National punch Elliot day
by Billy bill32 November 20, 2021
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Elliot

“Is that Elliot ?”
“No it’s Ellison
by Yourboijake October 8, 2020
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Elliot

Someone who is sexually attracted to underage girls. They also have really small dicks which they think compensate for their really bad jokes. They also like to be called simps and love to be dominated by twitter egirls.
Is that elliot with the clapped hairline?
by elliotwestcott666 February 22, 2020
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