Sparkling Alligator

When a guy pisses all over a girl, stopping just below her eyes so she looks like an alligator in the water.

"Jamie is pissed because Jack got piss in her eyes last night while he was giving her a sparkling alligator."

by A.Jaxxx November 6, 2012

Alligator fuck house

When 2 or more people have sex in at least ankle deep water.

My mom said it was game night, but I came back early and walked into a real alligator fuck house.

by [AFH] Bodhi29 April 3, 2023

Alligator

CB / Trucker slang for a tire. Comes from the fact that a tire is nobbly and like an Alligators back.

Trucker 1: Eastbound seeking a Westbound for a traffic report?

Trucker 2: There's an alligator in the granny lane about 800 yard sticks ahead of you which is slowing everyone down, go ahead and back off.

by IKnowTheLingo December 10, 2022

Alligator

An animal with 3 letters in it’s name.

Name a animal with 3 letters in it’s name, you said Alligator!

Survey says “0.”

by V8sforlife July 3, 2023

Alligator Penis

To possess a pair of perfectly round and free of hair testicles.

Damn, bro, your father’s the biggest alligator penis i’ve seen in my entire life!

by arxhangel July 22, 2023

Alligator

a Floridians favorite pet

person 1: bruh, its an Alligator.
person 2: oh shit!

by GATOR_BUSTER69 October 22, 2020

Alligator

A Florida dangerous log

Friend: Hey, look, there is a Florida dangerous log in the lake! Other friend: Wait, what is that? Me: It's an Alligator! Life guard: EVERYONE GET OUT OF THE LAKE!

by Galexygirl2711 October 31, 2020