Hafsa Ahmed

That girl who thinks she's all that the clout chaser
@xhafsaa.x

That's deffo Hafsa Ahmed

by Bear chaser December 19, 2019

hasan ahmed bias

When u have known ur good friend for years which leads to a cancerous tumour growing within you that causes a bias against him in almost every debate/argument that involves him

Yo nigga, is that Silent Shot? I swear he has hasan ahmed bias.

by Bruzzclart March 26, 2021

Captain Phlegm-Ahem

The act of announcing oneself or adding emphasis to by trumpeting a phlegm-fueled harrumph-pa-rum-pum-pum-pum attack on unsuspecting eardrums.

Thar he blows again! Much to everyone’s annoyance, Captain Phlegm-Ahem announced his presence from behind the cubicle by coughing up a white whale.

Hey John, stick a cough drop in it pal! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!

by Dean Barbella June 2, 2008

AHEM

When someone says something beyond stupidity without any compromisable answer, due to the comment, they are greeted with a shocked/stunned face and a hand movement,whereby your hand is held close to your top lip, flat,palm down

Alice: I love the sky, its blueeeeee
everyone: AHEM :|

followed by much mocking and teasing

by LEWIS December 1, 2003

Ahmed

A name that is usually given to people with unreal intelligence, huge amount of skill and is a sexy beast.

Damn, the guy is a Ahmed.

by fatguybobby May 30, 2017

oh ahem

term referring to describe complete awkwardness when in a situation when you have nothing to say but OH AHEM/OH AH!

dude your fly is undone
OH AHEM!

by irishfitz February 20, 2010

AHMED

Cool Muslim dude but now is the dagger in school

Ahmed is cool

by Beaner805 November 15, 2016