Archie

At first a nice a caring person and ends up being a selfish ginger prick

In year 7 that Archie kid was well nice now he’s a twat

by Urmotherfaggot April 14, 2019

Archie

Archie is normally a short guy with blond hair and piercing blue eyes. He’s normally a athletic kid and good at football but when it comes down to rugby he’s as useful as a rag. He’s a great guy to date because normally he’ll worry about his gf more than himself but he will be quite shy when you first meet him and be trying to impress you. He’s a great person deep down even though he seems like a hot headed idiot and if you talk shit about him he will find you and he will kill you this is why he picks his friend groups carefully and intelligently.

Person: Why is Archie such a dick?
Persons friend: SHHHHHH!!!!!! He might be listening *covers friends mouth*

by Doggie 292837294 November 16, 2018

Archie Jones

An Archie Jones is a person who likes anal sex with men but has a girlfriend at all times to keep it a secret some would call an Archie Jones a fudge packer, his mums also a milf

Isn’t Archie Jones such a slut he probably gets it from his milf of a mum

by The sexc ogre beast April 14, 2020

Archie

Archie is a bit of a nerd and is obsessed with boats and planes. He is sweet and fun to talk to and is a kind and loyal friend.He often acts like the smartest guy in the room. His friends are questionable and they always call each other nonces.

Hey you seen Archie

Yeah he's bragging about his boat

by Willowdrift07 October 6, 2021

Unlocked Textallion Achievement

Making a girl climax by stimulating her solely through text messages. Bonus points if no photographs were used. 2X points if you were multitasking the entire time.

-How is being home for break?
-Eh not bad, just unlocked textallion achievement with a girl from school. Totally did it while solving a calculus problem too!

by Dali91 November 24, 2011

Archie

Tall, ginger, gorgeous. One of the nicest boys you could ever meet in your life, so caring and never lets you down. Athletic, smart, talented at the guitar. One of the funniest guys ever, has a great taste in music and is just an amazing guy in general. Give good tight hugs and treats his girlfriend/crush with respect and love

Person: Hey Arch are you playing footy with us later?
Archie: Yeah defo

by constantly_crying July 9, 2019

Archie

Old ignorant, racist, bigoted, or all of the above asshole who can't get past the societal norms of 1952.
The Archie Bunker type.

Women have the right to vote, drive, and work. Sit down and shut the fuck up, Archie.

by GrumpyMcFuzzball August 18, 2019