Pumping shaft

Vigorously Masturbating, virtually; whilst enjoying a red hot drop into Rebirth Island.

Cumming in hot
Pumping shaft, and or;

Choking the chicken
Bashing the bishop
Having a fapp

Jerking off
by Shaft pumper August 21, 2021
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Shaft Masher

A man who mashes his flaccid crank into hard objects, such as walls, floors, and closed toilet seats for no obvious reason.
Look at that guy over there with his pants down up against that bus. He must be a shaft masher.
by - The NonGoggleGuy - March 19, 2019
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Shaft Jockey

To dick ride and or jockey a shaft, sucking up and brown nosing to others.
Nigga be a shaft jockey all you want the boss ain't given you no promotion.
by ImDrillin August 30, 2017
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shaft leech

A blot clot stuck to the shaft of a penis after having sex with a woman during her menstrual period.
After withdrawing his penis from his girlfriends bloody vagina he exclained in shock, "Damn girl!! That's the biggest shaft leech I've ever seen!!!"
by thecaptain1977 January 03, 2015
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Shaft spacer

The flesh of a woman's taint separating two penises during an act of double penetration.
"Damn I thought that girls Shaft Spacer was going to split last night. "

"OMG that shaft spacer was stretched to the max bro"
by FannyMan76 March 30, 2022
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Shaft Sheriff

The man with the largest penis in the current room.
Man, I wish I was Pete Davidson, he always gets to be the shaft sheriff.
by Big Pete13 October 21, 2022
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