Tortise Von Snail

(n) A person or object which moves slowly.

I'm late for work because I got behind some Tortise Von Snails on the highway.

by Ron Palmer March 25, 2005

mia von glitz

A Mia Von Glitz is a sexy beast of a woman who takes no shit and kicks ass. She is strong, empowered, and will rock your face off.

Man, did you see that? She totally Mia Von Glitzed you!
I wish my girl was a Mia Von Glitz.

by BellaBoo November 18, 2013

Otto Von Bismark

What you text someone when you're high and/or drunk.
A phrase used to notify someone that you are currently in the state of being high and/or drunk.

Person 1: hey whats up?
Person 2: Otto Von Bismark!
Person 1: Dude, I'm so jealous!

by jofiish July 11, 2009

König von Waldtrudering

Bartho ist der König von Waldtrudering

Bartho der wahre König von Waldtrudering

by KönigSevit November 22, 2021

jet von lady

A woman with sassy like qualities

That chick is so Jet Von Lady

by Speech December 17, 2018

uber von hottie

the alpha woman of any hot group of girls

1. wow - check out uber von hottie over there

by mstick September 22, 2007

peter von losche

A god who can have 100 bichtes on his dick while shooting a SMG at a low rider with a monkey gang all smoking a boof. Does this while Peter griffin flies down from space

Peter von Losche has big nuts

by Suman Graeber September 23, 2018