When you buy a piece of crap used truck, and it costs more money to fix everything, than the original price of the truck
by Not my job Dalton April 3, 2020
Get the Toyota Timmug. by EMD F59PHI May 19, 2024
Get the Toyotamug. A literal tank shaped like an SUV, and it's big brother of the legendary 4Runner!
They were released in the early 1950s as military based Jeep-like vehicles as the building structure on it still is to this day. Unfortunately Toyota stopped all sales on their new ones in North America in 2021 due to not having as much popularity as the Sequoias and 4Runners have. So because of that, the value is as high as Hunter Biden chilling in his bathtub at his Malibu home, and everyone wants one so fucking bad that we're at the point where it's extremely hard to find! If you're lucky, you could find one for maybe at least $20k with at least 200,000 miles on it and still be running like it only has 20k on it. But other than that, you're better off buying a Sequoia with the same engine and transmission as the Land Cruiser does. Or maybe the fancy version which is the Lexus LX which are still hard to find as well. The Land Cruisers are reliable as fuck! They will be driven under lakes, flooded by hurricane Ian, and/or get drenched by lava....... AND STILL RUN LIKE IT'S BRAND FUCKING NEW!!!!!! No wonder people like me are crazy about these vehicles!
They were released in the early 1950s as military based Jeep-like vehicles as the building structure on it still is to this day. Unfortunately Toyota stopped all sales on their new ones in North America in 2021 due to not having as much popularity as the Sequoias and 4Runners have. So because of that, the value is as high as Hunter Biden chilling in his bathtub at his Malibu home, and everyone wants one so fucking bad that we're at the point where it's extremely hard to find! If you're lucky, you could find one for maybe at least $20k with at least 200,000 miles on it and still be running like it only has 20k on it. But other than that, you're better off buying a Sequoia with the same engine and transmission as the Land Cruiser does. Or maybe the fancy version which is the Lexus LX which are still hard to find as well. The Land Cruisers are reliable as fuck! They will be driven under lakes, flooded by hurricane Ian, and/or get drenched by lava....... AND STILL RUN LIKE IT'S BRAND FUCKING NEW!!!!!! No wonder people like me are crazy about these vehicles!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can go nascar racing in an EF-5 tornado!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, if a street light pole falls on the vehicle, the pole will bend by the top of that mutherfucker and still have no dings whatsoever!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can scare away any unusual fish by driving like a maniac underneath the Mariana trench, while hitting rocks and underwater mountains and still running like brand fucking new!
THAT'S HOW DEPENDABLE THE LAND CRUISER IS!!!!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, if a street light pole falls on the vehicle, the pole will bend by the top of that mutherfucker and still have no dings whatsoever!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can scare away any unusual fish by driving like a maniac underneath the Mariana trench, while hitting rocks and underwater mountains and still running like brand fucking new!
THAT'S HOW DEPENDABLE THE LAND CRUISER IS!!!!
by Shb99 February 6, 2023
Get the Toyota Land Cruisermug. (friend driving)
(Passenger) woah man slow down
(friend) why I don't see any cops
(Passenger) you see that Black Toyota Camry pulled over there
(friend) yeah so
(Passenger) it's a cop, see how he's got part most of his window covered there
(friend) oh
(Passenger) yeah it's a speed trap
(friend) I should slow down then
(Passenger) woah man slow down
(friend) why I don't see any cops
(Passenger) you see that Black Toyota Camry pulled over there
(friend) yeah so
(Passenger) it's a cop, see how he's got part most of his window covered there
(friend) oh
(Passenger) yeah it's a speed trap
(friend) I should slow down then
by Imdeadinsidebutstillhorny March 11, 2022
Get the black toyota camrymug. Toyota's biggest SUV, based on the Tundra and now in its third generation. Mostly a US market model, though the Middle East did get it for a hot minute. This thing is an inferior Land Cruiser. Still reliable and still a solid option, but my God if it doesn't look like the unholy love child between a Tundra, a 4Runner, and a Land Cruiser. Need the space? Get a Sienna instead. Need the off-road chops? Land Cruiser is where to go. Still a better option than any of the domestics, and since they depreciate quicker than the LC, they are actually accessible to mere mortals.
The Toyota Sequoia is the Land Cruiser's chain-smoking, pitbull-owning, country music-blasting redneck cousin.
by henry1272838442 February 22, 2025
Get the Toyota Sequoiamug. 1. A van made by Toyota which has 6 generations, the 5th gen is the WORST GENERATION EVER AND THE WORST TOYOTA PRODUCT EVER!!!! because of its bad interior quality (STOP JUDGING ANY CHRYSLER MOPAR PRODUCTS IN THE 2000s, CUZ TOYOTAS INTERIOR IS WAY WORST) the dashboard is flimsy, the base models have no headrests, some of the vans with manuals have NO TACHOMETER which is STUPID for a commercial vehicle. And its SWB versions have absolutely no legroom space, and countries like the Caribbean and some Asian and African countries uses them as buses, which makes them the worst vehicle to use as a public transit (aside from their reliability)
2. Something that is bad quality
3. A sexual act similar to the shocker or the “mini-van”, or “Chrysler town and country” is where 3 fingers are inserted into the vagina, since these vans can seat 3 up front like a truck, and 15 fingers in the butt-hole, or you can fit 20 fingers in the anus since in the Caribbean where they will try to cramp 20 people in these vans
2. Something that is bad quality
3. A sexual act similar to the shocker or the “mini-van”, or “Chrysler town and country” is where 3 fingers are inserted into the vagina, since these vans can seat 3 up front like a truck, and 15 fingers in the butt-hole, or you can fit 20 fingers in the anus since in the Caribbean where they will try to cramp 20 people in these vans
1 A. Bruh this soccer mom’s 2011 Toyota hiace interior is falling apart, making look like it exist more than 30 years
B. Man these hiaces are awful, rode on one in St Vincent, they had absolutely no legroom and it’s a pain in the ass to come out from sardine pack vans
C. Man I hate these H200 hiaces, I wish they can somehow come to the USA and someone places these vans onto a track and let an Amtrak GE Genesis P42DC and/or CSX or BNSF EMD GP38-2 Ran over these terrible Piece of shits
2 A, Bruh this McDonald’s cheeseburger is so Toyota HiAce
B, Amy: OMG these Samsung Galaxy phone is Toyota hiace quality,
Hannah: why?
Amy: yesterday i bought the phone brand new and its cover is peeing like an 8 year old phone and also the screen cracked .
Amy: that’s why I will never get a Samsung.
3A, I give that sexy chick a Toyota HiAce and she said that she love it especially 15 fingers in her ass.
B, last night at the strip club my boyfriend gave me the Toyota HiAce and I hate it cuz my asshole hurts with these 20 fingers 😫😫😫
B. Man these hiaces are awful, rode on one in St Vincent, they had absolutely no legroom and it’s a pain in the ass to come out from sardine pack vans
C. Man I hate these H200 hiaces, I wish they can somehow come to the USA and someone places these vans onto a track and let an Amtrak GE Genesis P42DC and/or CSX or BNSF EMD GP38-2 Ran over these terrible Piece of shits
2 A, Bruh this McDonald’s cheeseburger is so Toyota HiAce
B, Amy: OMG these Samsung Galaxy phone is Toyota hiace quality,
Hannah: why?
Amy: yesterday i bought the phone brand new and its cover is peeing like an 8 year old phone and also the screen cracked .
Amy: that’s why I will never get a Samsung.
3A, I give that sexy chick a Toyota HiAce and she said that she love it especially 15 fingers in her ass.
B, last night at the strip club my boyfriend gave me the Toyota HiAce and I hate it cuz my asshole hurts with these 20 fingers 😫😫😫
by EMD F59PHI July 12, 2024
Get the Toyota hiacemug.