Noob

Another way to make you look like a total douche when you say that word.

Noob is a really douchy thing to say.

by pottitties October 28, 2008

noobs

no boobs, flat chested

a name you call your boobs when they appear to be absent

Clarie: I wish I could work at Hooters.
Mike: Haha you'd never get the job.
Clarie: Why?
Mike: You have noobs!

by NoobQueen March 19, 2008

noob

Someone who is undereducated in certain situations.//Commonly found in video games such as: World of warcraft, halo, call of duty (ect)

Hey!! Can you run me through this instance =)?

///No.

Why?!

///NO.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?! Ill cyber with you if you'll help me =)?

///Gtfo noob.

..cun...t

You are now bring ignored
{Name} Is ignoring you.
NOOB

by worldofwarcraftpwnsyouall December 03, 2008

Noob

One who needs to look up the definition of the word Noob

Hey Billy, You should google "noob".....someone called me a noob...Google it Billy!

by Christopher Philly June 01, 2010

Noobs

Stupid people in Maple Story who say "MESOS PLOX" and claim they have level 119 DKs when really, they don't have one past level 20. They try to insult you and think you're actually affected by it, but it just makes you laugh. Fuckers.

Look at those noobs thinkin they're all sweet.

by JannyWanny April 12, 2008

noob

Originally came from the word Newbie, then was shortened to Newb, and ended up being spelled as Noob. Usually refers to a person that is so terrible at a videogame that he does not deserve to be playing it. Sometimes refers to a person who is just brand new to a game.

"No Jake don't get out of your Banshee when you're that high in the air! You'll kill yourself!"

"How the crap do you fly this thing??"

"What a noob."

by SmellsPrettyBad March 05, 2008

Noob

1.)A person that you meet in any chat room and spams gay and ridiculous comments for no apparent reason other than the fact that he can swear and his parents won't yell at him.
2.)The person that does such a stupid thing that ruins the game for you or your team.
3.)Someone who is constantly writing in acronyms cause they have no life and have nothing better to do than try to elevate them selves above other people
4.) Somebody that won't leave you alone even though you did absolutely nothing to trigger them talking to you liek that annoying zit that grows on your back.

1.)I screw your mom evry mornign you loosers! LOL
2.)You stuck your self with a plasma you ass don't run towards us!
3.)OMG i pwn u all LOL!
Go to hell noob!
LOLSTFUOMGROTFLMAO u all sck nubs WTHYJA muhaha ROTFL
Oh my god shut up /ignore
4.) Whatcha doin?
Leave me alone or i'll report you!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
/ignore
Whatcha doin?
would you please leave me alone and dont make another character to annoy me some more
LOLOL STFU you nub pay me biach!!
/quit
I win again bwahahaha!

by /Ignore June 06, 2007