by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>`~`LiNdA`~`BeaUveR`~`LiNdA`~`<.7.9.7.6.>mug. 1. A Linda is a really cute, short, blonde chick who—because of her good looks— believes she is the best thing that ever happened to Life since sliced bread. The seemingly positive attention she gets from both men and women creates a Rare Beast out of a Linda wherein everyone she comes into contact with becomes a tool for her to use and abuse any which way she can.
2. A Linda lies just to lie. A Linda is so wretched, evil and sautéed in Wrong Sauce that—even though she maintains her physical beauty to at least age 55— she truly becomes the Ugliest woman you have ever seen. Over time, a Linda’s shenanigans and machinations get so played out and predictable that she becomes as transparent as Scotch Tape.
3. A Linda is delusional and incapable of recognizing the harm that her evil words and deeds have brought to others. There ain’t nothing pretty about the perpetual smirk that stays on a Linda’s face. Ultimately, her self important and self absorbed attitude and actions are embarrassing and cause even her once greatest Admirer to sever ties with her altogether.
2. A Linda lies just to lie. A Linda is so wretched, evil and sautéed in Wrong Sauce that—even though she maintains her physical beauty to at least age 55— she truly becomes the Ugliest woman you have ever seen. Over time, a Linda’s shenanigans and machinations get so played out and predictable that she becomes as transparent as Scotch Tape.
3. A Linda is delusional and incapable of recognizing the harm that her evil words and deeds have brought to others. There ain’t nothing pretty about the perpetual smirk that stays on a Linda’s face. Ultimately, her self important and self absorbed attitude and actions are embarrassing and cause even her once greatest Admirer to sever ties with her altogether.
by hipslickcool October 30, 2020
Get the Lindamug. 
40 year old white mom part of the PTA moms group and wine and bookclub . Karen’s arch nemesis. Not one person over 40 is named Linda, they are in fact spawned at the wine and book club meetings. Always after Karen’s husband.
“Linda, I thought You were bringing the celery sticks for the first grade party, or were you to busy with my husband BILL?
by A. Stinky boi January 5, 2020
Get the Lindamug. by DescartesCanSuckMyDick May 4, 2022
Get the Linda Zagzebskimug. A group of toxic women who defy all logic by removing men from the environment at all costs. Think lesbian feminists on acid.
“After a year of record profits and prosperity for the company, the Lindas decided to go in a new direction and replace their CEO Arthur with a
bestie from college. Go Alpha-Kappa-Gamma!”
bestie from college. Go Alpha-Kappa-Gamma!”
by DieselTech September 9, 2023
Get the Lindasmug. What you say when you're saying "No" to someone who is saying something extremely ignorant or off base.
"we'll of course it always worked to run that version of the report"
"NO LINDA, you told me it didn't work and that's why i needed to do all this extra work !"
"NO LINDA, you told me it didn't work and that's why i needed to do all this extra work !"
by NOLINDA! September 9, 2025
Get the NO LINDAmug.